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Citron Mage here to make lemonade
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submitted 34 days ago • 105 comments

submitted 106 days ago • 319 comments

It’s 1:30pm. I’m on my second coffee and blasting Pink Pony Club in my car while doing work errands. It’s a decent day.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Big. Fuckin. Mood. Add the inability to escape due to lack of funds and oh I don’t know maybe the whole planes falling out of the sky thing, and we just get to sit and be embarrassed by our country. Again. For like the 5th time.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Why do the two “most powerful men” in America have nothing better to do than tweet and complain about people who disagree with them? I think the president should have something better to do. But hey, that’s what happens when a child gains power. It’s like a high schooler trying to flex.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

What if us complaining about ugly sonic is what got us here? If we had just given him a chance maybe we wouldn’t have to deal with facist Nazis running our country. What if, man. What if.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

One of the service guys walked into my office on the phone “Bro no one touched MY balls. This is bullshit I want a refund on that physical.”

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Spite is just whimsy with an extra ingredient: Anger/disdain/loathing/take your pick.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 126 days ago • 746 comments

Welp, time to destroy any semblance of good habits with money I have. But the table calls to me.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Frump administration shrunk my tea cans. This is the future the right wanted. Normal size tea cans. BRING BACK FULL SIZE PEACE TEA YOU FUCKS. This has been my rant today.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

My general disposition the last couple weeks. And probably the coming months.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge

submitted 135 days ago • 5 comments

Where is Thanos when you need him? But a Thanos that specifically hates the rich. Cause there are a couple fucksticks that need to be snapped out.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

submitted 140 days ago • 740 comments

The story of Noah is about mankind losing a war against God because he deploys a weapon of mass destruction and then only saves his snitch

submitted 143 days ago • 16 comments

At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks: 1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1

submitted 143 days ago • 66 comments

Not a week goes by that I don’t wish I could wipe Armored Core VI from my memory so I could experience it for the first time again. Absolute masterpiece.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I’m here to rebel against the government and chew bubblegum. And I just got bubblegum in my beard. Help.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments