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Unimportant ramblings of a Disgruntled Canadian. Stardew, Hockey, 2SLGBTQIA+ & disability rights (& wrongs), road cyclist. Subscribe: onlyfans.com/queercyclist Chirps my own.
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Okay you’re outside the house with a chronic illness and no money. Which setback do you hate least? - being cold (hands going numb) - have to use toilet - getting lost and walking an extra 10 blocks - thirsty / hungry - bus is 20 mins late

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Can I have Sean Orr’s dishwashing job?

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The lawyer says middle class people are living paycheque to paycheque. Oh, sweetums. You don’t want to hear about working class folks.

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felon skum’s next brainchild… aXis? A joint venture with Russia? lol

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🎶La bamba

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Rick Tocchet when he finds out there’s a new player named Pettersson entering the league

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I call my posts on here chirps bc it isn’t Twitter and chirp is a term for trash talking in hockey

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I appreciated the women appreciation night at the Canucks game this evening.

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We can’t let Brock go 😔 #CanucksChirps

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We have to eat the rich before they all take ozempic

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Do the anthem singers get extra money for adding extra notes? #NHLChirps

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Funny, I lose all interest in a story / piece of news as soon as that pay/subscribe wall pops up. No Vanity Fair, no New York Times, I don’t actually care. I’m happy leaving it a mystery. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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How do I make sure I don’t see stupid Ai-created pictures and videos of trump? It’s a waste of resources.

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I’m too stupid to play the Witcher, I have to play Diablo 😔

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

People who go to bed early and wake up at 6 am: I’m better than everyone 😌 Those same smug assholes at 1 pm: 😴

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I know we’re in a class war but people, please stop pooping on the sidewalks of Vancouver.

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Not Joanne using singular they multiple times! Now I just need to find the Jordan Peterson example.

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Awww, fElon’s using the singular gender neutral pronoun. Love that for them!

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I might be vegetarian but i love beefy hunks

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

May the absurdity of the world amuse rather than embitter you, for laughter is the privilege of the free mind.

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