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31 Metalworker/welder Artist 541, Ayyy Animist and moon worshipper πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Technically pansexual, functially lesbian Aries β˜€οΈ Virgo 🌚 Capricorn ⬆️ 31 going on 70 emotionally got a problem, keep it moving
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He needs to get that eye droop looked at, seems like a stroke symptom or something.

Honestly after this new suit, if you still defending drake, understand I fully see you as a bottom bitch who probably moves that way too. You gonna have to fight tooth and nail for your word to hold any water over here

House is robe only, whether that robe and/or curtains are closed or open is a roll of the dice

πŸ’― I moved from Southern Missouri to Oregon. For all the Obvious racism I put up with in MO/AR area, it wasn't until I moved up here that I had a yt man try to argue that segregation was good for us from an "anti-racist" perspective, lol. "Because it segregated the racist away from you too". Gtfoh

Love when people bring out their PoliSci degree to try to son you when it's people with PoliSci degrees who put maga in power.

I just stub my toe so brutally the crack was felt all the way up my spine and I ascended into a new realm of consciousness where only agony exist. My momma said it sounded like I was in labor.

I'm not saying that it's a coincidence that the only black man I know who actually likes tom McDonald is also the ONLY black person I've ever seen who is also black maga and a proud boy apologist.

I am unconvinced that Akademiks has ever been with a woman without either paying for it or drugging to get it. And every time I unfortunately see a clip of him talking his dumb shit it only confirms my suspicion.

Yall be letting yall white friends say nigga? To all my friends don’t try that shit I will dog walk you. πŸ™‚

When I talk about pre-regretting but doing it anyway, this is one. Yes I ate it, and I'll eat it again.

Do y'all think they gonna get a divorce before inauguration day or what.

Ain't wrong

If you call it pop you definitely end your sentences with "seeeee" and call the police "coppers" unironically

This is the only way to be an ethical billionaire, every other billionaire can get that CEO treatment.

My knees soundin like rice crispies walking up these stairs 😭

People telling me to both shop local and also buy black. Honey I currently live in Oregon, what local black businesses? I thought I saw 4 other black people today and it turns out 1 of them was just dark skinned PR and one was me in a mirror I passed.

I really need some of these dudes to understand that if you are saying some shit, get checked, and start spouting "it's just a joke" you are getting compartmentalized with them sludge suckers saying "it's just a prank" after Assaulting people

We always asking how much a dollar cost when we shoulda been asking how much it cost to buy the presidency for fun. Now we have a concrete number. 200-250 mil. Damn Putin gotta be pissed he def spent more than that to influence when he could just bought it directly

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Everybody talking bout water. I feel like I'm the the crackhead of the family out here drinking room temperature tap water. Sometimes I even run it through a Brita filter if I'm feelin real extra

Imma need 50 to stop acting like a fuckwit. Everything I'm seeing of him lately is trolling in the way Johnny Somali is trolling and imma need this 50 yr old to stop acting like he's fresh out here, it's kinda pathetic. Why all these old dudes going out sad

Christmas lights that are color coordinated definitely look better but people with multicolored Christmas lights are usually better people.

It's a toss up between horror or scifi. Bonus points if the movie is both.