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I’m ashamed that I live in a time where grandparents are shaming their grandkids for being accepted to Harvard, Stamford, Brown, etc. The boomers have truly lost their late 1960’s edge. I’m beginning to think Woodstock was just an excuse to do drugs naked in a field. #whathappened? #dullboomers

Personally, if I had a job where over half the country hated me because they thought I was an idiot, I’d quit, especially if I was an idiot. #you’refired? #daydrinking #theidiotsaretakingover

Lutnick talking about his 94 y/o mother in law being fine with missing a few Social Security checks… I’d hope she’d be, with him being a billionaire and all. My wife’s mother? Not so safe. Regardless, whose money is it anyways? #messingwithmymoneyislikeplayingwithmyemotions #socialsecurity

Fraud 2025 = WMD’s 2001 Maybe we’ll all get hush money again.

Can anyone in the states suggest a weather app that still uses the Gulf of Mexico? After my decade long use of AccuWeather, I had to say goodbye in the nicest possible way… “Lastly, Encyclopedia Britannica is officially cooler than you.” It’s the little things that bring me joy. #gulfofmexico

1940’s Dr. Seuss food for thought. He wasn’t a real doctor so what’d he know anyway. #drseuss #cosplayifyouwant #fuckaroundandfindout #whosdrivingtheboat?

The thing about men trying to be manly is this: Those of us that actually do manly things for a job will always see the Vances and the Trumps trying too hard and missing the point entirely. We don’t talk about it, like a combat veteran who doesn’t talk about the shit. Cosplay if you want, #hacks.

Hey JD, I'm sorry you kept getting stuffed into a locker in highschool. There’s no point to writing a book if you’re going to walk back its themes. New England doesn't want you, take your overcompensating bad juju somewheres else. Also, you’re a putz. #leastpopularVP #thatbearddoesnthideyourbabyface

I succeeded in my consumer blackout obligations. Being working class, tradesman broke made it easier. I'll also point out, we've been working class broke regardless of which party controls the White House. I'm just gonna vote for the one who's less embarrassing. #independent #whosdrivingtheboat

Shows about living in silo’s will hit different when we’re living in silo’s. #silo #whosdrivingtheboat