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Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark & football. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs for someone else.
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Team Goldwag on this one. (and I don't think the point of this is to make Mike Lee and his staffers feel bad, which is why it's an open email and not a private one)

submitted 7 hours ago • 12 comments

Pulled chicken leg pan fried in its own fat with sauce on a Cristal roll with garlic aioli and pickled peppers: Good

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Photo from The Hill's Al Weaver (from Xitter) catches Tina Smith confronting Mike Lee.

submitted 8 hours ago • 530 comments

Post Hog raises Series D

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Every viral polling post on this website has a question written like: Do you support the Good People who are Smart and Strong and do Good Things? OR Do you support dastardly loser-pussies who want to do Other Things, and if so how can you fucking look at yourself?

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Someone will post all day about firebombing a Walmart under an account trivially traceable to their online identity and then lecture people about locking their phone in a faraday cage before going to a large public protest where a congressman speaks. It's hilarious

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Pulled the meat for a ten pound bag of chicken leg quarters and set it on a foiled half sheet in the freezer. Going to vac seal portions after dinner, which I feel is pretty High Daditude.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

Mike Lee getting PTSD’ed into becoming a kekestani supremacy shitposter will be studied next to Fetterman’s stroke-brain in the future

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Watching a supercut of Vlad Guerrero outfield assists

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Down 2-0 in the second, Oilers have them right where they want em

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

As an update, evidently the bartender’s grandpa and my grandpa went to the same VFW post to drink a thousand Hamm’s and play pool

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

ok wait why is he the most interesting person who’s ever lived

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The code switch walking from the wine bar to the Cubs bar is interesting. *discussion of jazz records* to *”Hey there pal, wanting to get some pops in tonight, eh?”*

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Call me Wilhelm Loewe

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Go Greens tho

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hegseth getting canned because the parade was a disaster instead of *gestures* would be extremely funny and very on-brand

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Have transitioned to the wine bar and discussing heat pumps and the annoyances of ducting as a homeowner with a couple of older married gentlemen who summer here but have their winter house in California

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment