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Star Wars fanatic and gym rat. Gamer 🎮 Pansexual and loud about it. Married to a swell fella 💙 Transphobic gays can get lost. We support trans lives here! 🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him
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Feeling much better after my haircut 🤠

Waking up to a text with surprise dinner plans from the husband is always welcome. 💖

I need a haircut something fierce. Once my hair gets this thick, it's a pain in the ass. I could blame the military for me liking shorter hair, but the truth is I'm just lazy 🤣

I worked out just a little bit this week 😅

I'm in such a good mood today that I may even add a Saturday gym session to my week...

We love to see it.

I had an absolute killer workout to start my Friday, and I'm feeling amped up today!

It's a hard life being such a sleepy guy.

Unfortunately, these golden sriracha doritos are very good. They have me reverting back into bad food habits 😅

I promise he loves being held, please ignore the fact that he's actively pushing me away 😅

One day I will have shoulders the size of respectable boulders!

I'm not saying Biden was the greatest president ever, but I miss the era of not having to worry about what horrors would be inflicted on at risk groups every day. Having to see Trump in the news every single day with something else awful he's done is so exhausting.

The legs are coming along! I need to get back to lifting heavier with them 😅

We love to see the arms pumped up and growing 💪

First time using the grill this year!

Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek

We love to see the arms pumped up and growing 💪

I wonder if he knows how adorable he is? 🥲

We’re about to see how much loss, pain and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled lifting routine.

I can't wait to get back into the gym tomorrow. I know I haven't, but I feel like I've lost all my muscle mass and gained 10 pounds in one week. 🙃

Jose Pavli really popped off with the Project Wingman soundtrack. It's adrenaline inducing, and it's a perfect fit for the game.

They are already destroying vital government services with it open. This has done nothing by caving to their funding bill besides becoming complicit in their actions. Our leaders are weak and spineless and won't stand up for us against tyranny. They've made it clear that we are alone.

I love listening to my Spotify release radar, but it's pretty annoying when it just repeats songs from the prior week.

Todd has clocked in to the office for the day, and he is ready for naps.

I've still made myself do some ab workouts at home this week, and I may need to add them into my routine to get better definition!

I fear that I will be buying this immediately at full price.

I've enjoyed my break from the gym this week, but I'm ready to get back to my routine and lift those heavy discs again.

I didn't even realize that I hit 1k followers! This is the biggest following I've ever had on any social media, and that's pretty rad 🤠

Can you all just admit that the GOP never gave a fuck about veterans?

Well well, if it isn't the consequences of his own actions.

This has to be one of my favorite Vance memes. We love to see him getting dog piled by the internet.