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themarkweaver.bsky.social
📍brooklyn, NY ♍️🏳️‍🌈
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Seeing Snow White Sunday. Do we think it’s going to be bad?

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Babygirl Thomas you are my favorite player so far but you’re playing a mighty dangerous game #Survivor

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chat why is it winter again

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phone says it’s only 42° but I still wore my slutty little summer outfit to work 💅

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packed both breakfast and lunch for the office and no really I love it I don’t miss take-out food or my lil coffee treat at all

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Everyone has Abracadabra stuck on repeat in their head, right? I’m not in this alone I hope.

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Had a dream that someone at work reported my outfit to HR and honestly: goals.

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Employee appreciation day gift ($25 to grub hub) not hitting as hard this year during my cannabis-free month ☹️

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Canceled my gym membership this morning and they didn’t fight me???

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Imagine my dread when I realized it wasn’t in fact Friday a full 30 minutes after being awake today

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Happy to report that I am achieving my goals (ordered Thai last night and didn’t select the Pad Thai) 😇

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

new WiFi password kinky af

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Saw the sex doll movie in imax. No notes, it was perfect.

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Fuck broccoli cheddar Marry tomato Kill French onion

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I still think my smartest life hack is bringing dry cereal to the office and then adding the milk that’s in the fridge for coffee 😎💅

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gym crush was motivating me all morning until he walked past with toe shoes on 🤢

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Same over here! I owe so much 😭

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what if my phone worked at any point while riding the subway. what a life that would be.

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just spilled hot candle wax all over my desk and chair 😭😭

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Tell me why RFK Jr. is giving Mama Coco at his confirmation hearing

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