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themaryunfaithful.bsky.social
In with the out crowd. Cloud Cöökööland.
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I wonder what cats think you’re doing when they catch you frigging yourself off?

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Good morning everyone. I just arrived here from Earth 1– how’s everything going?

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😂 what a dick-wipe 😂

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Name something more annoying than the English language. Aisle weight.

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Welp… that’s 1 bottle of wine done before dinner. You’ll not get much sense out of me tonight 🙄 *so no change there then 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I know it feels like we’re all living in Satan’s wanksock at the moment… but happy weekend, arseholes!

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Oh to be the chef when the prazident orders the fugu.

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Turns out… HE IS THE FUCKING SWAMP!

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Psst… MAGAtards. He’s doing anti-establishment wrong. #TrumphovasWitnesses

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May you live in non-bullshit times.

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Art Of The Cuntface.

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Sometimes you feel like a wanksock in the bedside table of life.

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Erections have consequences.

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When the only person (?) that ever likes your Bleets takes a “break” from Bluesky…

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Seriously though: FUCK OFF WINTER!!

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Amazing to me that of all the people on this planet, it’s the American people that are the ones that put up with this shit.

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Just saw a cyber truck with a passenger. She had the window down… it’s -1°C Scenarios: 1: she’s a paid escort and he’s rolled the window down so everyone can see her 2: he kidnapped her and she rolled it down so she can jump out at the next red light contd…

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“Karen Carpenter has the most beautiful voice to ever sing” “Michael McDonald is the greatest singer of all time” Genuine comments I’ve read on youchoob. Jesus Christ, even some white people’s ears are racist. 🙄

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You lost your 401k... and did Trump make money doing it? He posted "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" just hours before pausing the tariffs. It's time for everyone to ask House Republicans why they aren't fighting for an investigation into this.

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