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Liberal, Military Historian, Pop Culture Guru, Atheist, Father to a 🏳️‍🌈 kid. Grammar Cop, Meatetarian, Ex-Navy. #PunchANazi #HangTrump #SlavaUkraini 💙 #LeafsForever 💙 I find me funny & clever. You may not. 🇨🇦🇺🇦 ⚓ My satire Alt: @dprk-officialish.bsky.social
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Auston Matthews moves to T2 for all-time Maple Leafs scoring, Alex Steves with his 1st NHL goal, and the #LeafsForever take the win on the 5th anniversary of the Goalie Who Shall Not Be Named.

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LMFAO Holberg ALMOST blows the gift from Willy!

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Well, crap.

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This second period by the #LeafsForever has been a good (and admittedly rare) example of them protecting a lead without totally parking the bus and leaving themselves exposed.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I submitted mine! www.facebook.com/share/p/14oi...

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3-0 and they hadn't Even announced the first goal yet! #LeafsForever

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Steeves,Holberg and Kämpf all score within 4 minutes. That bottom 6 seems to have found some magic.

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Alex Steeves with his first goal #LeafsForever

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5 years to the day since "That Game" against the Hurricanes, The Leafs and Carolina square off again. #LeafsForever

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The world to America:

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Squirrel, you know it's true.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I am leaving this pinned post up all week. I will start new Starter Packs next weekend. Please be patient and kind. I work full time and this takes work. I also have to Vet! Please make sure you have your profile filled out. Follow me and repost Leave tag, emoji or meme. Interact please 💙

submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

True wisdom is knowing the difference between farting when you poop, and pooping when you fart.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Some random American putting a Not My President sticker on their bumper: "I'm resisting the Nazis! Join the resistance!" Actual Resistance:

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Read the room, Ian. Giving even the slightest hint of credence to this ludicrous idea isn't helping anybody. It's pandering. If you sincerely want to know what it would be like if America ACTUALLY tried to take over Canada, I've got some Ukraine combat footage to show you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Yes, #buyCanadian! But Y'all need to stop hating on my Heinz!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

-No Jersey -Comes out the Team USA hallway -Thumbs up to the American bench -Ignores the Canadian bench -Known MAGAT Can someone give me a good reason why we didn't have Yzerman or Ryan Smith instead?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"Whatever, it's a mid-season fake tournament, no one even cares." Oh, really?

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