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themaybepile.bsky.social
Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
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nope, totally against this. leave it alone, it's perfect

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Blaspheming in response to your brother being made pope is superb behaviour. We've needed a 'Pope's zany sibling' storyline for ages.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@itschristmastown.bsky.social Nearly a week & still no statement from Vigorous Marvin re: Trumps foreign movie tariffs. Marvin legacy IP is built on frictionless imports of twinkly, Canadian, cocoa-centric romances. Shareholders are scared and angry, the silence is unacceptable!

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I edited film and it won a really great award in Hollywood. If you want your films to win awards* hit me up! Here's my website: www.freshslicefilms.co.uk Shout out to Abi Tedder for the real magic on this one. *winning awards absolutely not guaranteed.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Feel for Joe Willock, looks so out of form, passing a yard behind his team mates, ball bobbling off him, bumping into people in the final third. That Wilson chance at the end though, Brighton player saves them two points as it was going bottom corner before the tackle sent it straight at the keeper.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Had to take a step out of my sports writing comfort zone this week to say a thing that needed to be said. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

Go and win it nufc

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hooking willock after that pen decision is Eddie Howe for 'I'm absolutely foaming with you lad'

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Could do with one of our big players just winning the game for us tomorrow on their own or Brighton imploding 🙏🙏 #nufc

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Last day of the championship on the radio is as good a piece of art as the Mona Lisa and I won't be taking any questions.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't expect Blanka from street fighter to gallop into this blog but I'm delighted he did. He would also make a better President.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Being angry may feel like a luxury, or like a flash of immaturity escaping from a political pose of unsurprise. But telling our representatives to demand accountability before the law is the least we can do, and asking them to be angry too is at this point just asking them to be identifiably human.

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

🚨 NEW NEWSLETTER KLAXON I've started working on my summer transfer 🧵 and wanted to see if any of the young players out on loan might become a part of next season's 1st team squad at #NUFC this post came out as part of that work 🔽 www.editkev.football/p/loan-watch...

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Couldn't handle the mighty Joe Willock though

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Callum Wilson really should have got an assist for the shove in the back he gave Burgess to clear the way for Osula's header. The guy still knows how to shithouse.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

submitted 14 days ago • 362 comments

How have avid managed to make Titler+ so bad? It's barely useable...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

submitted 17 days ago • 157 comments

Mateta to NUFC anyone? Could genuinely push Isak and cover any absences well. Offers different things tactically, only 28, won't be on massive money, probs would like the idea of a European adventure and has proved himself in the prem under Glasner...

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Tesla sales cratering, can't believe this sales pitch by two geniuses didn't work...

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Pope Francis Dead At 88 theonion.com/pope-fr...

submitted 17 days ago • 15 comments