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themetrodork.bsky.social
Aspiring hobbit. Keeper of the snark flame. Ready to continue the fight against the fascist forces of MAGA/Mordor. Fight hard. Love harder. Do not obey in advance. Ferda.
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Whoever did this is LEGEND. The "camera" is the flush sensor and the posted phone number goes straight to Dan Patrick's office. These signs were put up at DFW airport.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus hates but stuff. I love foreigners, but... I love gay people, but... I love queer people, but... I love trans people, but... I love immigrants, but.. Just love. That's it. It's all or nothing.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

When will this app get a continuous scroll feature like Twitter? To see new content here, you have to refresh, losing your place, and then scroll backwards in time. Maddening.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It's inauguration day and everyone is talking about Elon. This will end well. 🤣

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Mel Gibson's house could have been saved if he threw some Ivermectin on it. 💊 🔥

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

👇🏽🤔 (We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)

submitted 59 days ago • 366 comments

I wish Democrats loved winning as much as they love being loyal to fossils.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

So leftists can shrug and emotionally justify shooting a healthcare villian in the back, but can't understand why Israelis, who live every single day of their lives wondering if it might be their last, might be justified in defending themselves with overwhelming force?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Carter pardoned his brother Billy Carter who took over $200,000 from Libya as its foreign agent. George H.W. Bush pardoned his son Neil Bush for his role in the S&L scandals of the 1980s. Nobody thinks those pardons defined either presidency. Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden won't either.

submitted 96 days ago • 406 comments

Fecking THIS.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The Knight Rider theme was a legit banger.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Pumpkin pie should be served A. Cold B. Room temp C. Warm

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Fun fact: Every food that has "pull apart" in its name is fucking delicious.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

A bit ironic that the symbol for his company is "T".

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Gaetz is out!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

The craziest thing about this whole bigoted garbage is that we don’t actually know that Mike Johnson has a penis or that Nancy Mace doesn’t.

submitted 108 days ago • 310 comments

"Put me in, coach!" - Marc Robinson, probably

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

X is to free speech what truck stop hookers are to clean living. Hopefully Blue Sky will remain uncaptured for a hot minute. Serenity now...

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Stop paying Fox News and MSNBC with your cable subscriptions. You have a news machine in your pocket. The best shows are on streaming services. You don't need cable. ✂️

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

We're building the pro-democracy online army. I cant do it all myself so it falls to all of you. First steps: • add a profile pic • have a bio • REPOST THIS (super important) • hit like, and reply with #NoDemUnder1k • follow each other using Reposts • follow those who follow you

submitted 111 days ago • 1915 comments

Dems: Cow emissions are a significant source of greenhouse gas. MAGAs: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR HAMBURGERS! RFK Jr: I'm coming for your hamburgers. MAGAs: YESSSSS

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Am I the only one who wishes Blue Sky scrolled like Twitter?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

We may not have vaccines available anymore, but at least we can cook with gas stoves again.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments