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themicahbeckwith.bsky.social
Not actually Indiana Lieutenant Governor Elect, but equally upset he's not invited anywhere. Has opinions on sex. Friends call me Becky. Looks like the dude that made Family Guy. America.
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We can all agree at least that it was fiscally responsible for him to use Spirit Airlines.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Fun Sex Fact: While the Bible’s stance on sodomy is well known, there are no rules against sounding.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

My problem is where’s the White Friday?

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I feel like my extended family avoids me at holidays.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Spatchcock… lol.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It’s hump day! If you’re interested in humping in a biblical sense, you should tune into my hit podcast Jesus, Sex, and Politics.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

And really, Trumpflation will be better than stupid Biden inflation because there will be gold sneakers and toilets.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

See what you don’t understand about a 25% tariff on imports from Canada and Mexico is that unlike inflation under Biden, the expensive prices on eggs, produce, and gas are a good thing.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I say things are a bunch of “woke crap,” which is also my nickname for my after-coffee morning BM.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

I like to call Mike my “Big Brauny Man.” … I wish he was my dad.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I misspoke, I’m not going to “dox” Indiana teachers who refuse to let me teach my curriculum… …I want to box them.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I enjoy a warm glass of milk with my steak.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know about throwing a tantrum. But I have been known to throw myself on the ground, crying and screaming, in the Fisher’s Target. To be fair, Gam-Gam refused to buy me a Bluey Squishmallow, saying I already owned it. But I don’t. That was Bingo. Bunch of woke crap, Gam-Gam.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments