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Engineer. Scholar. Entertainer. Best at at least one. Florida Man. UCF Alum (2x!). Champion of double-spacing. Aspires to do good. IG & the bird: TheMightyOx.
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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 2 days ago • 372 comments

A tragedy in two acts.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If Star Trek has taught me anything, it’s that fat humans are still around in the future. They’re just condemned to wear muu-muus.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The next season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is going to be insufferable.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor Swift is gonna break up with Kelce after the game and write a song about it, isn’t she?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

“More beans, Dr. Banner?“ “I say you boys have had enough!“

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

This may be a Gen X complaint, but kids these days don't know the joy of recording a mix tape by patiently waiting and listening to the radio and ready to hit record. Today I realized THEY DON'T MAKE RADIOS WITH *ANY* RECORDING MEDIA! They won't know that joy because THEY CAN'T! GAAAH THAT SUCKS!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions

submitted 33 days ago • 694 comments

RIP genius storyteller scary funny guy. David Lynch.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

submitted 46 days ago • 289 comments

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

submitted 52 days ago • 952 comments

I wish I was as witty as to come up with this myself, but I’m also grateful not to have the brain rot required to come up with it in the first place.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

This is a new post to keep up appearances that I'm active here until I can think of something really witty to post later.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Labels on new baseball caps: remove or leave on?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Car maintenance tip: if you have to transport pool chlorine with a cracked jug that you didn’t know about, take it from me. Don’t.

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.

submitted 93 days ago • 504 comments

I just signed up yesterday. Thank you all for following me. I promise future post will be more interesting than this.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments