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It would be really nice if The Pitt would stop BLANKING all the BLANKS

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It's really cool how every toy my kids own requires a little screwdriver to change the batteries and not a pain in my asshole at all

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The best gifts are the ones still in the exact position you put them in after opening

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And just like that I won't want eggnog for another 364 days

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My kids called the NORAD Santa hotline and in case you're wondering the answer to all of their questions was "just go to sleep and it will all work out"

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My favorite part of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular is the 15 second transition between "Inside every snowflake is an entire world filled with magical Ice Ferries" and "Once upon a time there was a baby named Jesus..."

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My son got this at the library and now I'm expected to read it to him

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They could turn Galaxy's Edge into this in a week

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Haha Schroeder you fuckin dork

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Does Rocket Money cast their commercials by just calling random phone numbers till someone answers

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It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it is pain all winter again

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Pretty cool that there's a Star Wars show with a little alien Milhouse

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Seeing Wicked today. Know nothing about it, hoping it explains how Scarecrow got a gun

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Done deal pal

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You guys see all these fuckin dogs on the tv

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

I love Planes Trains and Automobiles so much, watch is every year, and it still amazes me every time how terribly the wife is written

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Moana 2?

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

A Blue Sky Exclusive: One of my three beautiful, darling children wiped a booger on the back of the Apple TV remote.

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Very rude of this week to not be over yet

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Can we just call these things tweets

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Now that I'm here I can finally speak my truth: This Trump character seems not so great

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

I'm on here!

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