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themindchaotic.bsky.social
Lover. ❤ Fighter. 💪 Short story writer. 💻 Not really a fighter. Not much of a lover, either. http://chaoticmindwrites.wordpress.com/
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can't even look at ai porn, why would i goon to a homunculus made by a machine that could never experience true horny

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

matching each other's freak is good and all, but it's just as important to match each other's dork

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

yes, dan, you did see a giant eyeball, but there were, in fact, two of them, one for each of the @gamegrumps.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

currently watching a non-US the bachelor with two bachelors and honestly i might just stick around long enough to see whether instead of kissing the women they'd have to spit roast them

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

how did they line up so perfectly on the left tho, nature *is* a masterpiece indeed

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i, for one, think now would be the perfect time to get invaded by aliens. at least it would bring a much welcome change to the global news cycle

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

"Any of you incel, QAnon, 4Chan, Snyder Cut motherfuckers wanna get out of line now?"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

telling non-twins that they look like twins is one of the easiest ways to insult at least one person

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

bloodhound gang: you and me/baby, ain't/nothin' but mammals so let's/do it like they do on the discovery channel me: okay i guess *bids on abandoned storage lockers*

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

remember: it's only a violent uprising if you lose, otherwise it's a great revolution

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

maybe love is finding someone to scream into the void with

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

stop bullying elon, he lost his uncle to danny glover in one of the lethal weapon movies okay

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

while green lantern is by far the best superhero movie ryan reynolds has ever been in, his best superhero performance was undoubtedly in the role of hannibal king in blade: trinity

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

happy name day to me and, for the thousandth time, sorry to the demons who gave me the power of immortality, but it's not like i could have agreed to it at few days old

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

me: a magician never reveals his secrets panicked guest: please did you put walnuts in this my wife is allergic me: oh NOW you want to play the guessing game huh

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

she crumbling on my farum till i azula

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

the nosferatu cinematic universe: nosferatu nosferatwo nosf3ratu nosfer4tu no5feratu nosferatu 6: mo'sferatu dracula: ocean of time nosferatu vs. dracula nosferatu x dracula: new vampire

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

wish i could permanently grow a mustache so that i don't feel bad about my eyebrows not being thick enough for my liking. i am able to do it, i'm just not allowed to

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

few things are more romantic than sharing a brief elevator ride with a beautiful person and just as you leave first and the door has almost closed you manage to see it in their eyes that they have smelled your massive fart

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

my new year's resolution is to start saying "sorry, wrong person" in face-to-face conversations

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

"everything reminds me of her," i say while looking out the window at the two mountain tops in the distance that form am impossible to explain visual representation of my personal understanding of the abstract concept that is my fiancée's personality

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

if i had a nickel for every lone mannequin in the middle of a field i have passed by during my six-hour bus ride home, i'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weir-- i just passed a third mannequin fuck

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

day 87 of me furiously discarding my latest plans to befriend the crows near my workplace because i still can't work out the monthly bird feed expenditure

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

girl, you must be tired, because you've been running away from me giving you unsolicited lotr trivia all night viGGO BROKE HIS TOE WHEN HE KICK--

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Hot take: malls should be hot in the summer and cold in the winter. That way, you don't have to freeze your ass off in a heatwave, nor do your arms tire carrying your jacket/coat all the time. The car owners better sit this one out, this isn't about you.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

whoa, how many diaries has this wimpy kid written

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

*seductively* f netflix and chill i'm trying to cthulhu and do you *eyes roll back into skull* *unearthly shriek*

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

My fiancée, without a hint of irony, just mentioned she wanted to try out her new spin bike while watching an episode of "And Just Like That..." and I had to remind her how the series started. She's still doing it, mind you, it's just we're weirdly on edge now.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

random wine bottle in my liquor cabinet:

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

As the French would say, c'est la vie. To be honest, I have no idea what that means, but that's life.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments