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themontgomery.bsky.social
Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.
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Do you reckon that those $80k massive lifted trucks come with a complementary cuck chair from the dealership?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Ramming a thick load of powder and balls into the arquebussy

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for the poison discourse of Trump denying Biden a state funeral, citing the costs, and pundits debating whether a President is EnTiTlEd To OnE

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

[Boris and Natasha voice] Crate and Barrel

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Republicans continue to govern as though they no longer need to face elections, so we're getting self-inflicted famine.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Real disheartening that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has already been gladhanded out of the news cycle

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

I know you're jealous of my jeyebrows

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Haven't seen a Klob this useless since Goldeneye 64! Folks,

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

A word of encouragement for my fellow white 40-somethings worried they're trying too hard to be cool: At least you're not an evangelical pretending to be Jewish pretending to be Muslim to advance your gimmicky MAGA rap career.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t understand social media crushes. Dude just posted about a poop sandwich where his farts are the bread and now you’re gonna send him your boobs???

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

Without downloading any pics where are you mentally

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

"Monotremes oviparous, ovum meroblastic, STOP"

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

The TikTok trend of pressing a container of gasoline against a hornet's nest to disorient and drown hornets, but the nest is the USS Harry S. Truman and the gasoline is the Red Sea

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Conversations with my dad, minus context:

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

submitted 21 days ago • 51 comments

First Pope to have headbutted Wesley Willis.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Chicago Pope, guess that means no more ketchup on the eucharist

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Vercingetorix, 58 BCE:

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments