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The level of sheer ego, & arrogance, of elected representatives to vote to slash $880B/decade from budget so billionnaires get a tax cut & to push up national debt. The alt right bubble will not protect these self serving nuggets from the ramifications of their disgusting behavior. Bunch of PUSSIES

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Who are the western neighbour of the US? What grenade pins are close to being pulled to the west? China? That pesky Taiwan problem? More Chinese tech getting "blown off course"? Wee Rocket Man & his super pointy nukes? & previously Japan, Vietnam & Korea. Lotta trouble on yer doorstep Trump

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Russia is a closer neighbour to the US than moat EU countries are. The Western most point of the US is only a handful of miles from Eastern most point of Russia. There's still Russian Orthodox churches on Aleutian Islands, & military/intelligence bases among eastern Russian islands.

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Suddenly found myself telling my OH about Charles Kennedy MP, the person who got me to start voting, & vote Lib Dems. Lib Dems have often been my family's MP & MSP, & they've always been there when we've needed their help. Politics is more nasty without Charles Kennedy youtu.be/o5UlFvDpUrw?...

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Sam Seder getting ChatGBT to troll Musk & his email about what federal workers did last week. Musk is so willfully ignorant that he hasn't even set up a dedicated inbox that can only accept internal email addresses youtu.be/fQ49uNckZjE?...

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This is indeed brilliant

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Kevin O'Leary has been making the news lately - don't listen to another word he says until you've watched this series, filmed during the FTX meltdown. youtu.be/xqzFZVloPn0?...

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With 100,000 views and climbing, our latest episode is opening some eyes! Perfect viewing for a lazy Sunday :) youtu.be/zeRjVH66vdQ

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Here's how we can spice up the Tesla 2025 AGM!! youtu.be/OjJxL5eGJO8

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Time to bring the #RealTeslaFounders back to run Tesla & replace #MissingTeslaCEO #MuskTakingTheCunt as they say in Glasgow which is when you're taking the piss on ketamine youtu.be/OjJxL5eGJO8?...

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Murphy is pissed at Ma Nature today. The weather is so bad that she has been denied the Daily Collie Ritual of the Walkies. Of course, it is me that is paying for this infringement of her Collie Rights.

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I find it totally wild that, despite decades & decades of technological advancements, our busy skies are still controlled by humans. I'll worry about AGI only AFTER we replace air traffic controllers with computers.

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I wonder what's on Trump & Putin's Barney's wedding gift list?

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I guess an Economics degree from prestigious Uni of Pennsylvania didn't include statistics & spreadsheet software, eh, eLon? That's some high IQ, 4D chess, tech genius, who not only is ignorant about default values with incomplete datasets, but still doesn't understand after being told.

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#TrumpRussianAsset #TraitorTrump Trump's supposed to serve the citizens of the US, not Putin or Russia. The US is The Departed & Trump is the Matt Damon character. Can I fast forward to the last scene? Does this make Musk the Jack Nicholson character? I smell a dirty stinking rat

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Trump has blowjob phone call with idol Putin & now Ukraine started the "war"? Apologies to US Friends but EU needs to grow a pair, kick US outta NATO, & kick US military outta every EU country before Trump uses the military bases as staging ground for Putin. Trump is Russian asset & traitor to US.

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I have a parcel being delivered today by DPD. This is very odd: I can "learn about the driver" but, along with ⭐ rating & 1 comment, it tells me the driver's "country of origin" complete with national flag 🤔. Do I really need to know where the driver was born? Baffles me as to the function of this

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Centralising jobs, power, money, services in one giant cesspool in the corner of a United Kingdom of four power devolved countries keeps all workers poorer. Reject London. This is the 1st step www.independent.co.uk/life-style/s...

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I lived in Wales for 8 yrs. Needed to go abroad for conference? 3-4hr train to London to get flight. My neighbour was born with heart condition requiring her to go from Wales to London every yr to see her Dr. Embassy? In London. It's ridiculous. Reject London www.independent.co.uk/life-style/s...

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A perhaps unintended outcome of a century long centralisation of services, jobs, businesses, power, & wealth in one city: London & the South East. 1st step: reject London. Why trade time for income in a city that you cannot live in? www.independent.co.uk/life-style/s...

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I am the Cardboard Inspector GeneralTM (Local Division). I am currently doing my paw patrol, checking on all dogs in the area have adequate cardboard supplies, are suitably trained in appropriate cardboarding technique, & auditing cardboard box, kitchen roll, & egg box stocks.

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Gartnaval Royal inpatients & outpatients who're employed/uni degree get constantly target by Drs for their med students to "practice" on. Drs will take p's off their meds cold turkey leaving them for days going thru withdrawal before replacing with high dose of another www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Gartnaval Royal forces meds on at least some patients. Keeps the list of solicitors for challenging that treatment a secret & hidden. Chase patients into rooms early so nurses can have a party. Promise personal nurses who may never even introduce themself www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Gartnaval Royal also has the shambolic low bar psychiatrists from Arndale Resource Centre (outpatient clinic) who tells inpatient nurses to prevent voluntary patients from going out to get food after being left without food for 2.5 days www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Altho Gartnaval Royal was leagues better than this shitshow it is basically a flotation tank for ppl who can't cope. Advertises amazing service that don't exist. They give vegetarians red meat for meals or go hungry. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Glasgow's NHS Adult Psychiatrists are also largely atrocious. Some still keep hooks in patients who have left the region, violate medical confidentiality, band together with a clinic to prevent patients receiving crisis treatment when their Dr is on leave www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Shocked, but not surprised. Inpatient psychiatric nurses can make, or break, a ward. Some are excellent. Some are nightmares. Some live in the office. BBC, & GG&C Health Board should familiarise with Scottish Mental Health Act which prevents forced meds after 2 months www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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