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If you rob a catholic priest but then confess to that priest does he have to stay quiet? Infinite money?

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They let you vape in the shop if you weld good enough.

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I bet paleontologists refer to dinosaurs as rexes, stegos, and terries (etc.) because over the course of the day that would save a lot of time.

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I prefer crunchy peanut butter, but I have nothing to lose, so I don’t judge people who play it safe.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as fuck.

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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

submitted 84 days ago • 71 comments

Fake ass “functional” alcoholic… I saw you drunk msg war plans to a reporter

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

They should do one pope Charlie and the Chocolate Factory style.

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What you're reading is being read. And @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is The Matrix. Please join tiny Morpheus glasses @thenatewolf.bsky.social The Actual Matrix @murrman5.bsky.social And black leather @ladybroseph.bsky.social Like and share and listen and learn! open.spotify.com/episode/6SOS...

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Walked by an industrial yard and a guard dog barked at me. At this moment in the earth’s rotation the dog is at work and I’m wandering around like a wild animal.

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Crazy that none of us have ever met a pterodactyl but we all know what one sounds like.

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Built myself a group of friends that’s really susceptible to proclamations. Got them working on my lawn right now by secretly delivering scrolls that insisted they attend. I’m pretending I got a scroll too.

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The Pope was not prepared for my hat to be bigger than his. It’s at least twice the size. He ran away and tripped on his robes. He cried. Everyone is looking to me for leadership now. I will reform this church with my powerful neck and head.

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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ RAGING BULL -alcohol good? -plantation ass name -liquid diamonds -it can’t be accurate -they didn’t know about necks -165lb man being called fat -the raging five -ratings and medals open.spotify.com/episode/4Zq4... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

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This week on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched Raging Bull (1980). Starring the rage @ladybroseph.bsky.social and the bull @murrman5.bsky.social Spotify open.spotify.com/episode/4Zq4... Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

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whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know

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This week on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched Singin’ in the Rain. Here’s a short film I made starring beloved commentator @murrman5.bsky.social

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Your siblings never stop being your siblings. My sister just used my computer and said my “mouse is too warm” and I’m “gross”

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

imagine not being able to use your imagination. wrong

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I was watching a video of a man playing the William Tell Overture on a recorder and the auto-generated subtitles said: Tototototototototototototototototototototototototototototototototototo.

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Gene is wet! We watched SINGING IN THE RAIN on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social Join technicolored multi-fan engineer @thenatewolf.bsky.social Slutty waisted comedy award nominee @murrman5.bsky.social & Twitterless Kate @ladybroseph.bsky.social Like & Share this! open.spotify.com/episode/2Qwc...

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WILD BILL: well looky here, boys. That’s either Two Pistol Pete, or The Pissin’ Cowboy - the cowboy who pisses hisself when he’s afraid. ME: [pissing and holding a shotgun] I’m Two Pistol Pete.

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The opportunity to watch this man take on this subject is a privilege akin to watching Michelangelo carve David.

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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

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I complete my song with a flourish. Everyone cheers. I can even see the judge clapping under his desk. The prosecutor waits for the applause to die down before stumbling through his closing statement. His legal education did not include performing arts. My extremely guilty client will soon be free.

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Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

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Roommate: Are you excited for karaoke tonight? I angrily glare at him as I sip a mug of warm lemon water. He knows I need to rest my instrument.

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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ WALK HARD -pneumonia -skinny dirty shirley -it was 45 feet -you can’t run -you’re never gonna make it -they make her Pennsylvanian -hard eight -jodie and troy quiz -ratings, medals and new month! open.spotify.com/episode/7C5Q... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

We walk hard with a wet penis, I mean, we watched Walk Hard: The Dewy Cox Story on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social Join new Judd Apatow @thenatewolf.bsky.social Walking suicide risk factor @murrman5.bsky.social And Pam in a movie @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/7C5Q...

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

One time my friend made fun of me for taking my bottles to the bottle depot and I remembered it for 14 years and then kissed his ex-wife when they got divorced.

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Do I have your permission to become ungovernable for a little while? If not no worries.

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What’s someone going to do with my dna, build another sweety pie? Be my guest

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A lot of my friends dream of a 100 shrimp day, and yet, due to my wealth, the thought barely invigorates me. The path of life is dotted with hidden thresholds you cannot see until they’re crossed.

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Midnight cinnamon raisin bagel has got me in a good enough place mentally to see the humanity in my adversaries.

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