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Didn’t expect Lions Fan Tears to be added to the Eagles Super Bowl cocktail I’m enjoying, but it’s delicious.

This Eagles team gave Philly fans everything we wanted but never got from 1980-2010: Dominant run game/RB Mobile QB interested in getting even better Intimidating Defense that showed up in playoffs Star WRs Immediate impact draft picks HC willing to admit his flaws DC that adjusted in-game

Eagles have a Bud Light Philly Special statue of Doug and Foles. What ad/statue will we get for this Super Bowl? Something of Hurts by Nike? DrJean’s pick 6 by Cooper Sharp cheese? Josh Sweat by Speed Stick?

NFL franchises with multiple Super Bowl MVP QBs (all have 2 each): Eagles Giants Commanders Cowboys Packers 49ers Chiefs Entire NFC East and KC the only AFC team.

That “Ooooohhh” was the same one every European gives when they are disgusted by an ignorant American. 🤣 That guy said: “Ok, that’s enough. Get this trash KC team out of my face.” in one syllable.

Remember when the Eagles got flexed out for the Commanders?

In a game full of them, the most cold-blooded move by the Eagles: After stopping KC on 4th down at midfield up 27-0, when everyone expected a steady dose of Saquon to grind clock… They dialed up a deep shot to end it. Is it good when you only need 3 quarters to win the Super Bowl?

First, Xavier Worthy had the 2nd best WR performance in a Super Bowl. Now, that Eagles team is in the bottom 1/3 of SB champs. 🤣🤣🤣

Eagles prior 4 Super Bowls: 2 sacks 0 interceptions SB LIX 6 sacks 2 interceptions

Eagles have only one team left to scratch off our Super Bowl revenge list. Get your act together, Raiders.

I’m ok to keep trading a coordinator for a Lombardi trophy, btw.

Attention people of Earth: If you thought Philly fans were annoying before…

When we won in 2018, Eagles fans just felt happy to finally be in the Super Bowl club. After this win, we feel like we BELONG in the club and can put our feet up on the furniture.

Eagles are 30 minutes from this either being the most dominating win or most soul crushing loss in Philadelphia sports history.

Did ‘22 Eagles Super Bowl season not have many memorable highlights or moments, or did the loss make them forgettable? Feels like ‘24 has just as many, if not more, than ‘17 and it would be tragic if a loss relegates them to faint memories. A win cements all those special moments in Philly lore.

Eagles Super Bowl sacks: 1980: 0 2004: 1 (Derrick Burgess) 2017: 1 (Duh) 2022: 0 Just 2 sacks in 4 games!! KC Oline is shaky and Mahomes took the most sacks of his career this season. We are so due for a couple.

Real talk: I would be more nervous about Sunday if it were the Bills. I think that’s a positive sign for the Eagles that every playoff opponent wound up being who most fans preferred based on best matchup. Go Birds!

Days before SBLII, an Eagles defensive back also made the HOF…

How is it only Wednesday?? Need that Eagles Super Bowl hype video like a Karen’s pot luck potato salad needs salt. GO BIRDS!!!

Philadelphia Eagles are in Super Bowl LIX. Coincidentally, KC LIX butt. Go Birds. cc: @treblaw.bsky.social