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“You have Disney princess cheeks and a robot brain.” - my therapist. She/they, but call me what you want baby, I’ll still call it love. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 ♀️🖤🤎🤍🌎
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Update: after many years of being a pink haired liberal snowflake, I’ve decided to make a change. From now on, I will be a purple haired liberal snowflake. Please respect my privacy at this time.

Imagine being so rich you can do absolutely anything, and you choose to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money… Yeah, that’s exactly what is going on here, isn’t it?

I have been doing the bare minimum in terms of workouts for A WHOLE WEEK! Where is all the physical and mental health I was promised??

Scorpio: The people who said you'd never amount to anything will be proven wrong when your ashes clog up the vacuum cleaner at the bus station.

Life hack: Whenever I have work or school or anything I feel like I have to perform to some arbitrary standard, I always get a nemesis. A class nemesis or a colleague, someone who seems like they know what’s what but also annoys me for some reason. Then all my effort can be poured into BEATING them.

The thing I find most confusing and troubling about conservatives is if I found out the people I voted for were hypocritical liars, and/or that they wanted to dismantle democracy to stay in power, it would bother me. I would not be gleeful and smug about the situation.

richest man in the world who is actively trying to kill your grandma and working to put you in a labor camp for making fun of his bad truck: why must i suffer so?? is there no kindness left in the heart of man? my net worth is under three hundred and fifty billion dollars and none will weep for me?

Netflix - because you watched Pride and Prejudice Full Metal Jacket

I did not realize the wonderful and heartwarming trains hitting account had moved over here from Twitter. I forgot how much I love these adorable little posts! Brightens my day fr. 🩷🌼❤️

Fondly recalling when I was a teenager and had one lock of hair dyed blue. And old people would approach me from the other side and talk to me (I have a face all grandparents love) and I’d turn to face them and they would just STOP. And that was the end of the convo. ☺️

When people say materialism is just a distraction from the meaningless of life, I’m like... so what’s the problem.

we fixed acid rain! we fixed the ozone layer! we beat polio! we’ve rescued scores of species from the brink of extinction! the despair many of us feel about climate change isn’t that it’s too big to fix. it’s that we know it is fixable but we’re being thwarted by greedy ghouls at every turn.