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submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

I remember when I first heard of Antarctica I was like “what the hell?”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

A ghost that haunts you by cutting holes in your socks every few weeks

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 12 days ago • 500 comments

Snow blowers are for those who are too scared to experience life at its fullest; one that may contain some crushing lows but also some soaring peaks

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

There goes my 4.25 year streak without barfing

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Pokémon Go and getting ripped as hell

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning car upside down on my way to work

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 9 comments

Who else out here crowding they pan?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Three coffees and attempting to bench press my body weight

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Riding home on a Sunday afternoon listening to Michael Jordan on the radio and turning the TV on just in time to see him hit the most ridiculous bank shot at the buzzer vs the raptors

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I could’ve played in the NBA if I was two feet taller

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment