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theonetrueloaf.bsky.social
Weird Celtics Greensky, lawyer, dad, lefty (physically and philosophically)
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Hello, please stop participating in unanimous consent! Elon Musk is running cabinet meetings and clawing back congressional appropriations by fiat—don't know if you've seen this on the news!

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My username would be remiss if I did not thoroughly approve of this story.

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*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

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Even Thom Brennaman is still announcing sports games!

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Goodell turning a dial labeled “rigged” and seeing how the audience reacts.

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MARUCS: I’m a…what? HAGRID: A Wizard, at least for the next 48-72 hours before the buyout market really heats up.

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Space Force Coup would be the Chekov’s Gun way to coup it all.

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The world may be melting down but I did enjoy Kornet setting a screen, ducking out, and making two Cavs screen each other while DWhite drained a three.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Wrong - I have always said Werther’s Originals should contain AI.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Werther’s Originals should be soft. I will not be answering questions on this.

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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 36 days ago • 4408 comments

Jonathan Greenblatt says that Elon Musk is the Henry Ford of our time.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Trump the Dove.

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Legal Bombshell: Mueller Flipped Trump's Confidant's Lawyer's Friend's Associate Gorpman (Who Could Testify Against Bleemer!) And It's Not Even Lunchtime www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

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Scal is outraged at the call! Sees the replay. "Oh, they got it right." Everyone drink.

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

There must be a way to shoehorn this hairbrained lib fan fic into the cringe lib meme of the day @brendelbored.bsky.social

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EIGHT crazy nights? In this economy?

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As is canon.

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Me after explaining the Mufasa prequel: “Are there any stories of brothers who don’t fuck each over?” My wife, instantly: “the property brothers.”

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Will @bencollins.bsky.social save Party City?

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