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Now every time I see someone chud posting I’m afraid it’s the guy from my insurance company and that he’ll fuck up my insurance somehow 😬

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You see me now a veteran Of a thousand retail wars

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Cause of the money? Or cause JP taught him his in ear monitor trick (not having James in them)

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I’m going viral on the other app because I posted “acab includes plumbers” i’m facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven’t read a word of toilet abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article

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Getting paid to learn new gear that I just got for free is my favorite part of my job. Play around with gear and bill you for it? I would've done it for free! hahaha Don't tell them I said that. These are billable hours.

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Jordan Peterson wears those weird Batman villain suits 'cause he's the real life version of the riddler: totally insane so the riddles are complete nonsense but he thinks he's outsmarting batman (who much like dragons, doesn't exist)

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the video of Jordan Peterson telling Richard Dawkins dragons are real (literally) is titled "Imagine convincing a biologist dragons are real" Yes, imagine it because it did not happen

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Leprous for Coal or maybe it was The Congregation? but they didn’t have 3 albums of snooze music yet so it was mostly Bilateral and Coal material

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Music videos are such a bad racket in terms of making a living but my main gig pays so well I’m considering doing them very cheap on the side for funsies and specifically for bands I like who never have any money anyway

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I used to think my LED lighting kit was really compact and efficient and now I find out its bulky out of date garbage.

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Of course I could maybe get an R6 Mark III but only if they announce it RIGHT NOW, which means they'll announce it a week after I get something else (alt text: this is a camera post)

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I need HIGH END PERFORMANCE wear because sometimes they make me use my camera outside

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I need HIGH END PERFORMANCE wear because sometimes they make me use my camera outside

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If you wanna compose an aspirational guitar solo and learn to play it later, that’s fine If you want to program it into guitar pro in 2025 to help hear what it will sound like that’s fine But you don’t put the guitar pro track on the album

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Your Music Is Bad Ep 92 - Fellowship Pretend to Play Guitar and Be Hobbits @buffalo70.bsky.social and I force ourselves to listen to The Stars Over Eternity or The Skies Above Eternity or The Skies Over Infinity whatever the second Fellowship album is called. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThbL...

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Blind Guardian. “Into the Storm.” 1998. If you like concept albums, #PowerMetal and Tolkien, Nightfall in Middle Earth captures The Silmarillion in a cinematic experience w/ interludes of ‘movie style’ clips between each track. A highlight of the 90s scene ⚔️ #Metalsky #Tolkien #LotR #BlindGuardian

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Me: very accurate correct observation about modern music production Online Music Producers: This is my job and you are wrong and also I am very bad at my job

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I called my health insurance company and the guy on the phone went on a rant about people looking up his twitter posts and how you "can't have opinions" but I can't post this on twitter 'cause he knows my username

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The wider dynamic range master for the vinyl release is one of the dumbest trends in music right now You gotta pay $30+ if you want a good master and you gotta listen to it on a physical music disc with inherently less dynamic range. Smart!

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Folks love to brag publicly about what colossal rubes they were My equivalent story is liking hulk hogan when I was 9 years old FOOL ME ONCE BROTHERRRR…

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My wife sent me to the barber with a picture of Patrick Dempsey The guy thought it was George Clooney Whatever just make me look like some white guy with gray hair who’s famous for being hot

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“No one could have…” Brother I literally predicted it

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Last minute event gig and there’s a saxophone player with the DJ Nobody told me Deacon Blues was gonna be here!

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I can’t stop saying Timothee Chalamet like Adam Sandler

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I was wondering why I hadn’t seen anyone do a good funny Elon impression and then Mike Meyers shows up and nails it

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The bob Dylan movie was better than I expected and respect to Teemothay Chalamayyy for doing the voice But I think he sang slightly better than Bob Dylan which is the only time that will ever happen in a music biopic

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The Brutalist was better than I expected but unfortunately it was as long as I expected and I don't think that was necessary

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Steely Dan's "Two Against Nature" turns 25 today (technically Feb 29th because they had to be nerds about it, but whatever) Anyway, go listen to the album, and watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqUE...

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