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theonetruepeatore.bsky.social
The Original Real Peatore. Accept no substitutes. I am God's Silly Little Guy™.
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Being a dad often means fighting for your life under the bar while Peppa Pig is up to some bullshit.

Screw it, training for a 4 plate single again.

Update on the tarrif situation: I'm allowing Truddy to reveal me as a military asset. Trump knows full well that I could solo the entire US military. Things should be cooling down shortly. Expect some nonsense about commitments to "secure the border". That's just me letting him save face.

There was a time where I could do 12 reps.

So glad we are in a cheeky wee trade war with the US. I love war so much. ❤️Have fun, everyone. 🙏

I still do not regret abstaining from voting in the US presidential election.

I've stopped watching reels and shorts. Now, I kill time as my ancestors have done for generations. Watching House MD and playing Stellaris.

They don't want you to know that any hammer can be a Warhammer if you go to war with it.

Oh, right. I'm also fairly strong.

Ok, there. That should do it. Please send me a letter in the mail if you have questions.

I love war so much

I have children.

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Egg

I'm going to be posting a few things to let people know what I'm about. I am likely to abandon this site after a couple of weeks. Some FALSE PEATORE is out there using my regular handle (He seems chill, whatever. I'm over it)