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In 1561 there was a celestial event in Nuremburg, where many many people in the city saw 'celestial phenomena' which some believe to be aliens or UFOs It was described as an aerial battle 'out of the sun' and an appearance of a 'large black triangular object'

History facts w/ Theo Since the 1700s, you cannot be a Catholic and be in the line of succession to the British throne. If you marry a catholic or convert, you automatically forfeit your place in the line of succession!

I GOT MY NEW PHONE, I'M BACK FULLY

History facts w/ Theo When women became more numerous in the military, the pentagon didn't have to do much renovation at all to give them their own bathrooms This is because the pentagon was built with racial segregation in mind, and the 'coloured' bathrooms were remade into bathrooms for women!

if you’re wondering why oomfs are being a menace on the tl tonight.

hyuck tuah get goofy on that thang

are you jorking it now, mr krabs?

nsfw//i was forced to post this im sorry did you know that an ejaculation typically contains a sperm count ranging from 20 to 150 million sperm. Assuming an average sperm count and using a DNA information content of 37.5 MB per sperm, a single ejaculation would contain around 16 Terabytes (TB)

my roomba uses my computer to look up r2d2 smut

History facts w/ Theo Emperor Norton I was a man who in 1859, declared himself Emperor of the US (and also Protector of Mexico). Although he had no political power, the LA people loved the guy Due to this, he was given favors, such as free rent and even had his own currency that some places used

History facts w/ Theo In 1850, the Taiping Rebellion broke out in China - the leader, Hong Xiuquan, had failed the imperial exams for a third time and as a result, had a nervous breakdown. During this breakdown, he had visions of heaven and believed himself to be the brother of Jesus Christ

For anyone showing up to the protests around LA this weekend, please bring supplies. Paper towels, milk, water, snacks, and any extra masks. Wear protective gear like helmets, goggles, full face protection, and heat resistant gloves. The tear gas canisters are hot and will burn

Guess who's phone is in an infinite boot loop and wants to cry bc of it!! THIS GUY

I AM ONCE AGAIN LOOKING FOR CHRONICALLY ONLINE FRIENDS PLEASE WE CAN PLAY SO MANY GAMES ALL THE TIME I DONT SLEEP I'M AROUND 24/7

History facts w/ Theo Emperor Neo of the Roman Empire had such a big ego that he bribed Olympic officials to let him compete in the Olympics He was declared the winner of each and every event by the judges out of fear of retaliation if they were to say that he had lost an event

History facts w/ Theo In many south asisn countries there is a legal third gender recognised called 'Hijra' They are highly revered in Hindu ceremonies and widely respected by the average populace. They're often AMABs who identify as female or completely agender! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FRIENDS