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28 • lit/spec fiction writer • perpetually tired grad student • they
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hhh still thinking about that swimming pool scene in GtN ☠️ #griddlehark #gideontheninth #thelockedtomb

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I’m convinced Fred Armisen is on Twin Peaks

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On that matter, how did she learn alchemical terms? “Magnum opus”? Are arachnids inherently mystical? (Probably.)

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#writersky advice desperately needed…I feel I’ve lost my ability (hopefully temporarily?) to be obsessed w and taken by a world and its characters. Nonattachment had been great for my emotional life and abysmal for my writerly one. : (

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Generative AI is not an assistive device because being a bad writer is not a disability.

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balatro. amirite?

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my cat had the good grace to re-aim his retching from my fiancée’s stack of love letters to the carpet, so i guess that’s a win? #catsky

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i hate sales people’s tactics but also they make me feel special so

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someone is trying to 🐟 a bunch of ppl with similar emails and the email thread has become a bunch of grad students clowning on the scammer with pictures of raccoon hands??

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managed to reference fall out boy twice in conversation yesterday and both times ppl thought i was talking about politicians (Pete and Patrick???)

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having a cat stare intently at you and then look away is so humbling. it’s like the feline equivalent of having someone roll their eyes at you.

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I’m back. Maybe this time I’ll actually try to be active 🫡 have a cat pic, because, well, of course.

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how did Charlotte the spider learn Latin???

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I love this Radiohead song

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