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I don't know which one I've fucked harder, my sleep schedule or your mom

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Getting old is a game of Press Your Luck with a board full of Whammies (if you remember this game show, congrats, you're old)

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Tomorrow, 4 pm ET: the somewhat forgotten 1980 "Virus: Day of Resurrection", a movie a young Gadget remembers watching but only remembers small details of... Saturday, 4 pm ET: in light of the recent teaser trailer, "Spaceballs"... as usual, live riffing and discussion.

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Doctor: Your blood pressure’s a bit high. Anything going on in your world causing you more stress? Me: (looks deadpan into camera)

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checking the replies:

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you’re in her DMs, i’m [clacking on a 90s dell personal computer] putting finger to earpiece in

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Bring back vagueposting (vagueskeeting?) via song lyrics, you cowards

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St. Rangle is the patron saint of auto-erotic asphyxiation

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Showing up to my own funeral

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BRB leaping from the gallows and levitating down your street

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For sale: banger skeet, never posted.

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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

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Happy Captain Picard Day, nerds!

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This is who you're being mean to when you don't like my skeets:

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I am actually just several possums in a housedress taking turns pretending to be dead

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》insert absolute banger skeet here《

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Finally a book for people who got in trouble on the computer. archive.org/details/ever...

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Harambe would have hated all of you.

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I tarnished my brand by being happy for a while there. We're so back, baby!

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Why write something new when you can reskeet last year's anxiety attack?

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simple and clean

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Now that #MuppetationalMay has come to an end, I'm giving away the 31 Muppet cards I made to encourage some Pride-relevant fundraising! Check out the entire set and find out how you can own a random card from it: robvincent.net/2025/06/01/m... #Pride #Muppets #FanArt #ArtistTradingCard #ATC #ACEO

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The only job I want

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The Internet truly peaked with Mr. T Ate My Balls, and everything since has simply been chasing that high

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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. And also log off. No one wants to hear about that shit.

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We back on two wolves posting yet?

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Welcome to the library! Please ignore the constant wailing and occasional scream you may hear - it's just the cries of the soulless vessels in the cloning lab where we create new library employees. We're hoping for a budget increase next year to improve the soundproofing.

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get you a girl who writes sad poems and dick jokes you can’t go wrong with a girl who writes sad poems and dick jokes

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I quit a lot of things but not being a moron on the internet.

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You don't scare me, you're not the angry sun from Super Mario 3

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I don't know which one I've fucked harder, my sleep schedule or your mom

Getting old is a game of Press Your Luck with a board full of Whammies (if you remember this game show, congrats, you're old)

Tomorrow, 4 pm ET: the somewhat forgotten 1980 "Virus: Day of Resurrection", a movie a young Gadget remembers watching but only remembers small details of... Saturday, 4 pm ET: in light of the recent teaser trailer, "Spaceballs"... as usual, live riffing and discussion.

Doctor: Your blood pressure’s a bit high. Anything going on in your world causing you more stress? Me: (looks deadpan into camera)

checking the replies:

you’re in her DMs, i’m [clacking on a 90s dell personal computer] putting finger to earpiece in

Bring back vagueposting (vagueskeeting?) via song lyrics, you cowards

St. Rangle is the patron saint of auto-erotic asphyxiation

Showing up to my own funeral

BRB leaping from the gallows and levitating down your street

For sale: banger skeet, never posted.

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

Happy Captain Picard Day, nerds!

This is who you're being mean to when you don't like my skeets:

I am actually just several possums in a housedress taking turns pretending to be dead

》insert absolute banger skeet here《

Finally a book for people who got in trouble on the computer. archive.org/details/ever...

Harambe would have hated all of you.

I tarnished my brand by being happy for a while there. We're so back, baby!

Why write something new when you can reskeet last year's anxiety attack?

simple and clean

Now that #MuppetationalMay has come to an end, I'm giving away the 31 Muppet cards I made to encourage some Pride-relevant fundraising! Check out the entire set and find out how you can own a random card from it: robvincent.net/2025/06/01/m... #Pride #Muppets #FanArt #ArtistTradingCard #ATC #ACEO

The only job I want

The Internet truly peaked with Mr. T Ate My Balls, and everything since has simply been chasing that high

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. And also log off. No one wants to hear about that shit.

We back on two wolves posting yet?

Welcome to the library! Please ignore the constant wailing and occasional scream you may hear - it's just the cries of the soulless vessels in the cloning lab where we create new library employees. We're hoping for a budget increase next year to improve the soundproofing.

get you a girl who writes sad poems and dick jokes you can’t go wrong with a girl who writes sad poems and dick jokes

I quit a lot of things but not being a moron on the internet.

You don't scare me, you're not the angry sun from Super Mario 3

I actually came here to make friends and I have made them and I am still making more so I would rate this a 10/10

Who's up something something wolves something format skeet?

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Since I was young, I always knew that I wanted to grow up to be mid

Good Morning, World.

16 Heads in a Duffle Bag

No one wants to romance me anymore

The average American has three friends