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theorajones.bsky.social
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Post a gif that perfectly encapsulates you.

submitted 22 minutes ago • 1 comment

I've been having trouble spinning straw (depression) into gold (shitposts) lately, so please enjoy my reskeets of people much more functional and funnier than I am

submitted 29 minutes ago • 0 comments

The proper shit post to sincere post ratio is 50:1

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Leigh Whannell's The Parent Trap

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What's your sign?

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Young, dumb, and all out of bubblegum

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Post hog, not fascists

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the dinner of champions, feared by lesser men

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

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Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Share your comfort TV show

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The decline of our civilization began when we stopped using Blingee gifs to communicate

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“I wish we could talk about everything like we used to.” "Why can’t we?” "I don’t like you now.”

submitted 325 days ago • 1 comment

Post a female character that you love

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you're going to accuse me of things, fine. Just make sure they're things I've actually done. Otherwise, you're just giving me fun new ideas.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

[opens Bluesky for positive affirmation]:

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Get in, loser - me, during sex

submitted 6 days ago • 33 comments

Taking lewds without even showing them to anyone just to record my hotness for posterity

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Apart from the loneliness, daily reminders of my mistakes, and being constantly disappointed by a deeply broken society, I’m a happy person.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

Don't cheat. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or stay in the kitchen. Feel inexplicably trapped in the kitchen. Live with the heat and ignore the voices in the walls. Grow old in the kitchen. Leave your body and join the shadows in the kitchen. Whisper warnings to the next occupant.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

More proof that our phones spy on us - I’ve never seen meatloaf propaganda on my phone before but I talk about ‘loaf’ for a moment and now THIS. What more proof do you need. Someone stands to make a lot of money if they make a phone that guarantees you never see meatloaf on it.

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

go.bsky.app/9YStBSi

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Sometimes we use setups And then willfully don't pay them off

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

❤️ Valentine's Day Gift Ideas That Work On Everyone ❤️

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

this valentine’s day show her you care by reskeeting instead of commenting

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 10 days ago • 212 comments

I bumped into a mannequin, said "excuse me", noticed it was a mannequin, and said "excuse me".

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Mom can you come pick me up someone wrote a poem at me

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Feeling nostalgic for that week in the 90s when we were all super into swing music

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Dress for the job you want

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liquid bandage but it’s for a broken heart oh wait they already invented it it’s called alcohol nvm

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

I get likes the old fashioned way by having tits.

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i aBsolUtely must REsPoNd tO This PoSt They MUsT kNOW my oPINIoN

submitted 38 days ago • 10 comments

w̴h̴a̶t̴s̴ ̸t̵h̵e̷ ̷t̶e̵r̴m̵ ̵f̷o̶r̶ ̵h̸o̵w̸ ̸t̵h̵i̵n̵g̸s̷ ̶d̴e̵g̶r̸a̴d̸e̸ ̸t̶h̶e̸ ̴m̸o̷r̸ ̶t̵h̶e̷y̸'̶r̸e̷ ̸ ̶ ̴ ̷c̶o̵p̸i̸e̸d̵?̵

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My Monday walk of shame

submitted 97 days ago • 8 comments

Not now, I'm recognizing patterns that don't exist.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine marketing a product that is famous for providing inaccurate information and not one person on your marketing team says hey we should fact check our ad before we spend millions of dollars demonstrating our product’s uselessness.

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments