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I’ve always hated the whole AirBnB thing anyway. If I wanted to deep clean the place before I left it, I’d just stay home.

I saw this scribbled on several walls of the Montreal metro system. I’ve had several people over the last few days of my trip suggest I not tell others that I’m American, because someone might « m’arracher la tête. » In Canada. Our closest (and famously nice) neighbor and ally. Is this Great Again?

Ayup!!!

I still have some choice words!

Add: Eliminate electoral college. Open primaries Primaries on same day No PAC’s No lobbying

*deletes all things google from devices* #VivaMexico

The thing about America’s coming revolution that is better than the French ones in the days of yore, is that videos from every angle of Elon’s beheading will be getting millions of views on X before his head rolls to a gentle stop at Don-old’s pee-soaked feet.

Note to self (and anyone else who has any self-respect): never use a public restroom in southwest Missouri. Hold it until you get home.

How long has that tear been there? Is that why I had the distinct impression that people were checking out my sit-upon today? And nobody told me… tsk tsk tsk…

Watching the birds. #caturday #chamedi #alexandersalamander

Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI Amazon Boeing Brown-Forman Caterpillar Ford Harley-Davidson John Deere Lowe’s Molson Coors McDonald’s Meta Nissan Stanley Black & Decker Target Tractor Supply Toyota Walmart Support who supports you ✨✊

Poop on you, Target.

Yeah, I think I’m going to be a vegetarian for a while.

At least not all the news this week is bad 🇹🇭❤️

So much for cheaper eggs. Who could have seen this coming? 🤦🏻‍♂️

AOC 🔥🔥🔥

Bruce sounds like he’s bucking for a cabinet position.

BBC not buying the gaslighting

All right, old friend. Time to tap in.

Felt evil. Might destroy something later. #caturday #chamedi

A world that sends you reeling From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all So paint it black and take it back Let’s shout it loud and clear Defiant to the end, we hear the call To carry on, we’ll carry on

4 triple a batteries. I think

Yes, 5:30 pm is too early to get up on a cold, snowy day. #alexandersalamander #caturday #chamedi

I suffer terribly dry skin in winter. I bought this lotion years ago to help. It was awful. It was greasy, slimy, and didn’t absorb. Not wanting to be wasteful, I didn’t throw it away… until today, then I realized it’s not lotion, but body wash. This is why they don’t trust me with nuclear codes.