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Sorry I ghosted you turns out I’m not just dead inside I’m also dead outside and i am a ghost

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when Parappa calls me up on stage

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Thinking about Bober

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Wanna go bite? I mean grab an eat

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Nobody is brave enough to discuss how Wario is French

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You can’t spell Ploopee without Pope Leo

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what’s the girl version of BDE

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Economy be damned I’m giving my daughter 30-50 feral dolls

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I miss that boat

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I just wrote two long-overdue text messages that I’ve been avoiding and I need to take the rest of the day off

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sorry gimme a minute just gonna crash back in a little bit

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Did anybody name their baby Evergiven?

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I would have killed for this jacket in 2009

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Another grabber update from mom

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I loved Sinners and also just saw someone write that "it has so many easter eggs to Black culture," and I think sonetimes we need to use different words

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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids theonion.com/2-year-...

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we’re doing the lord’s work. because he’s slacking

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Advertising is getting so out of hand 😭

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Psillium Husk is a beautiful name for an Irish actor

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we’re doing the lord’s work. because he’s slacking

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remember to tell your eggs how much you love them. it’s their special day

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I can’t eat popcorn without slamming it down my gullet like Cookie Monster

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Don’t wanna be today

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Dr Pepper Zero is the thinking man’s Diet Coke

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I love The Righteous Gemstones

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I'm not crashing out I'm crashing in (dissociating)

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the enemy of my enemy kinda sucks too ngl

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(Gary Jules singing) 🎶…it’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a…🎶

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TIL women poop cubes

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I called out sick from work because today is an important day for shitposting

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The economy is toast but at least our population is collectively incubating a mutating supervirus that will not be identified until it reaches another country and their health department finally figures out what it is and then they’ll call it Pig Lung (aka Americovid-25)

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whoever came up with the phrase “scantily clad” was really cookin

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But mister president,

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What happened to republicans hating taxes

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Call it what it is: economic subjugation. They want to force the labor conditions of poor and developing countries onto a collapsed American job market

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Is there skin in our mouths? Like, is the interior surface of your cheek made of skin? What about your esophagus? Is your stomach made of skin? Are we just big skin tubes

Sorry I ghosted you turns out I’m not just dead inside I’m also dead outside and i am a ghost

when Parappa calls me up on stage

Thinking about Bober

Wanna go bite? I mean grab an eat

Nobody is brave enough to discuss how Wario is French

You can’t spell Ploopee without Pope Leo

what’s the girl version of BDE

Economy be damned I’m giving my daughter 30-50 feral dolls

I miss that boat

I just wrote two long-overdue text messages that I’ve been avoiding and I need to take the rest of the day off

sorry gimme a minute just gonna crash back in a little bit

Did anybody name their baby Evergiven?

I would have killed for this jacket in 2009

Another grabber update from mom

I loved Sinners and also just saw someone write that "it has so many easter eggs to Black culture," and I think sonetimes we need to use different words

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids theonion.com/2-year-...

we’re doing the lord’s work. because he’s slacking

Advertising is getting so out of hand 😭

Psillium Husk is a beautiful name for an Irish actor

we’re doing the lord’s work. because he’s slacking

remember to tell your eggs how much you love them. it’s their special day

I can’t eat popcorn without slamming it down my gullet like Cookie Monster

Don’t wanna be today

Dr Pepper Zero is the thinking man’s Diet Coke

I love The Righteous Gemstones

I'm not crashing out I'm crashing in (dissociating)

the enemy of my enemy kinda sucks too ngl

(Gary Jules singing) 🎶…it’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a…🎶

TIL women poop cubes

I called out sick from work because today is an important day for shitposting

🐸

The economy is toast but at least our population is collectively incubating a mutating supervirus that will not be identified until it reaches another country and their health department finally figures out what it is and then they’ll call it Pig Lung (aka Americovid-25)

whoever came up with the phrase “scantily clad” was really cookin

But mister president,

What happened to republicans hating taxes

Call it what it is: economic subjugation. They want to force the labor conditions of poor and developing countries onto a collapsed American job market

Is there skin in our mouths? Like, is the interior surface of your cheek made of skin? What about your esophagus? Is your stomach made of skin? Are we just big skin tubes

Look at this dog

woke is when stuff costs less