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Free bleeding with my bush out on Lake Michigan. Ive never felt hotter

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Making a list of the prettiest people I’ve ever seen and so far it’s just 3 Asian women that I know

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Realizing that I actually hate being misgendered and also realizing that I have to tell people my pronouns in order to be gendered correctly. Hate that xx

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Hey guys huge news I finally regained access to the file of the 60+ birth charts I’ve saved to my phone since 2018 and I am itchinggggg to update her ok plz don’t be alarmed when I ask for ur birth info xx

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Thinking about how the hummingbird hawk moth has no idea that shrimp exist and that it looks almost exactly like one from a certain distance

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I fly like paper… …. get high like planes . …..

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I love scrolling thru instagram and finding local artists and DMing them and becoming their friends and making art and having so much fun!!!:)

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Texted my mom that I was having a darty this wknd and she just called me from Binny’s saying “need anything? I’m omw”

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Theo: you want this other half of a banana? The other half of the banana:

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All my girls are in happy loving relationships which is nice and all but we need to go OUTSIDEEEE likeeee? House train that man and bring him with!

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I should be laying in the sun listening to Dr. Hook rn

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Just found an IG account dedicated to romanticizing life in the Chicago suburbs. Recession core is so back baby

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Rhythm is literally a dancer 🩷

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I’ve downloaded 6 different fashion resale apps to find one (1) pair of vintage boxing boots that is less than $200…. becoming dowtrodden but a diva that lives to slay will never give up 🩷

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Today one of my student’s dad said “did you hear about the new pope?” and I said “the new poop? what is that”

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Who up

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Having a dance party in my kitchen to Ethel Cain and Mishka looks so disappointed in me

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All I do is scroll thru the Vestiaire app and long for the sea

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Hey guys just so you know me and Bad Bunny are both Pisces. In case you were wondering

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Next door neighbor is a 6 year old girl who struts up and down the sidewalk in Mary Jane heels then demands that everyone watches her work #letdivasdrive

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I love when I find grey hairs on my head they’re like secret surprise gifts that I made all by myself for me only :)

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The pope may be dead but the lord(e) is sooooo fucking back 🩵

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Taught the refugee kids “why I outta” today. Heard it echoing through the halls an hour later like a beautiful choir

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My Instagram algorithm is showing me Kpop fan edits of the Filipino Pope candidate. I’m not mad

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“I think I drank too much red Gatorade during pregnancy and now she has ADHD”

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Every 3-6 months there comes a day where I take off all my rings and then I never see them ever again

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Kid at work that has a crush on me said that I’m “really young for a grown up” and honestly? I needed to hear that one. Thank you, Oscar

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I love my girls so much that I am seriously considering visiting the state of Indiana frequently like it’s such a mission to be within that strange little state but the love in my heart burns bright and strong

Free bleeding with my bush out on Lake Michigan. Ive never felt hotter

Making a list of the prettiest people I’ve ever seen and so far it’s just 3 Asian women that I know

Realizing that I actually hate being misgendered and also realizing that I have to tell people my pronouns in order to be gendered correctly. Hate that xx

Hey guys huge news I finally regained access to the file of the 60+ birth charts I’ve saved to my phone since 2018 and I am itchinggggg to update her ok plz don’t be alarmed when I ask for ur birth info xx

Thinking about how the hummingbird hawk moth has no idea that shrimp exist and that it looks almost exactly like one from a certain distance

I fly like paper… …. get high like planes . …..

I love scrolling thru instagram and finding local artists and DMing them and becoming their friends and making art and having so much fun!!!:)

Texted my mom that I was having a darty this wknd and she just called me from Binny’s saying “need anything? I’m omw”

Theo: you want this other half of a banana? The other half of the banana:

All my girls are in happy loving relationships which is nice and all but we need to go OUTSIDEEEE likeeee? House train that man and bring him with!

I should be laying in the sun listening to Dr. Hook rn

Just found an IG account dedicated to romanticizing life in the Chicago suburbs. Recession core is so back baby

Rhythm is literally a dancer 🩷

I’ve downloaded 6 different fashion resale apps to find one (1) pair of vintage boxing boots that is less than $200…. becoming dowtrodden but a diva that lives to slay will never give up 🩷

Today one of my student’s dad said “did you hear about the new pope?” and I said “the new poop? what is that”

Who up

Having a dance party in my kitchen to Ethel Cain and Mishka looks so disappointed in me

All I do is scroll thru the Vestiaire app and long for the sea

Hey guys just so you know me and Bad Bunny are both Pisces. In case you were wondering

Next door neighbor is a 6 year old girl who struts up and down the sidewalk in Mary Jane heels then demands that everyone watches her work #letdivasdrive

I love when I find grey hairs on my head they’re like secret surprise gifts that I made all by myself for me only :)

The pope may be dead but the lord(e) is sooooo fucking back 🩵

Taught the refugee kids “why I outta” today. Heard it echoing through the halls an hour later like a beautiful choir

My Instagram algorithm is showing me Kpop fan edits of the Filipino Pope candidate. I’m not mad

“I think I drank too much red Gatorade during pregnancy and now she has ADHD”

Every 3-6 months there comes a day where I take off all my rings and then I never see them ever again

Kid at work that has a crush on me said that I’m “really young for a grown up” and honestly? I needed to hear that one. Thank you, Oscar

I love my girls so much that I am seriously considering visiting the state of Indiana frequently like it’s such a mission to be within that strange little state but the love in my heart burns bright and strong

Watching the Hobbit at a straight bar in Indiana rn

“Michael, we’re not in a cookie shortage!!!”