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thepastyginger.bsky.social
38, Ohio. Chicago #Cubs + Vegas Golden Knights #VGK. Gaming junky who has strong feelings about eating the rich and guillotines. https://twitch.tv/ThePastyGinger
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11pm EST puck drop for the #VGK game tonight is actually criminal. WHY DOES EVERYTHING ELSE START BEFORE 9?! Why is there a 2.5 HOUR GAP between the 3rd and final game?! Fire whoever scheduled this shit. Is it really such a wonder why the #NHL isn't taken seriously?

Cubs be doing that Cubs thing.

Today is bad. Bad things happened today and there's no turning back. I'm not okay. If any Canadian man will take me, I'm ready to go.

Can't be a Constitutional Crisis if there ain't no Constitution, amiright?

I had to wait one long day but I'm finally getting to check out #SouthOfMidnight! I saw the art for this game and loved it... then I heard the music and hit the 'purchase' button. Let's get into it ♥ www.twitch.tv/thepastyginger #twitch #streaming #live

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

Yep yep yep yep yep.

Happy Opening Day! Go #Cubs go 🍺⚾

Hockey players.... Photo by Ethan Miller

Reason #536 why the Southwest is rad: outdoor malls. Walk out into amazing weather and stroll along with a drink in hand. It's never gross and muddy because this is all astroturf. The smells of restaurants all around you and just enough of a breeze to keep you comfy. Also: top tier people watching.

It's the first day of 🌼 Spring 🌼 We made it, y'all.

-record scratch- wait, are you saying the ultra rich want us to stay poor because it's much easier to control those who don't have financial freedom?! Shocked, I tell you.

36 people are reported dead in the last 24 hours across seven states due to extreme storms. States of emergency have been declared in Arkansas, Georgia and Oklahoma, where more than 100 wildfires have been raging. Trump would like you to know this.

This #VGK v #Sabres game is weird as hell. And it was a clean hit, you boo birds.

I hate when people use the word "naughty", especially in a sexual sense. Am I a British schoolboy who just stuck gum to the bottom of the desk? No. Stop, you sound stupid and I'm now drier than a desert.

You truly know that The Legend of Zelda is a world of fantasy because it allows you buy and own a house.

The United States government just disappeared a lawful US resident because it didn't like his speech. You should care about this because it shouldn't happen to anyone, but you should also care because it could happen to you. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/n...

It’s funny how all those big protests just disappeared after the election, despite worsening conditions for Gaza. Almost like they were being disingenuously amplified to sway voter opinion, or something.

I better not see Samsonov in gold after April. #vgk #hockey

McCrimmon meant it: No wild stuff at the #NHL trade deadline.... and yet after 3pm EST people waited for another Hertl-type drop. Nada. I'm not surprised but I'm disappointed that Reilly Smith is our only improvement. #VGK 2nd round exit inc. Also holy FUCK the #Stars got a lot scarier. Woof.

remember how Wile E. Coyote used to hold up a little sign saying ‘help’ or ‘oh no’ or some such just before the huge boulder crushed him

The fact that Zelenskyy didn't throttle both of these cunts just proves he's the strongest person on Earth.

"Anyway..." 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 Give Britt a crown.

Losing #4Nations was way more brutal than expected, mostly bc I'm already sick of the mcjesus worship. But holy shit, what a game. The USA boys are going to remember the feelings of the last 24 hours & fly off to Milan next year w/ a colossal chip on their shoulder. The Olympics will be ✨insane✨

Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...

President Zelenskyy tears down Trump's lies; states that Trump lives in a Russian Disinformation bubble: "The U.S. has provided Ukraine with $67 billion in military aid and $31 billion in budget support. .... Trump’s $500 billion fossil fuel claim isn’t a serious conversation." #StandWithUkraine 📹🧵

Today my Plumbob is very, very orange.

Make sure to do that self care, babe 🫶

All these guys wore themselves out in the first 10 seconds of the game. If the US scores first it's over. #4Nations

Holy balls. #4Nations

Bettman and the #NHL as a whole would be absolute fools to ever bring back the All Star game. #4Nations has delivered so much more than I expected and the game of all games is yet to come.

Team USA dominates Finland in their 4 Nations matchup 🇺🇸 Brady and Matthew Tkachuk each scored two goals. www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

Tkachuk - Eichel - Thachuk is a hockey aphrodisiac 🤤 #4Nations #4NFO #TeamUSA

He's not on a vendetta or anything. Not at all.

Noted, Google. Very much noted.

Cool cool cool football is over, let's do that baseball #GoCubsGo

More of this, America.

Happy #SuperbOwl day. Just here as a reminder that hockey and baseball are better (minus the Dodgers... fuck the Dodgers) 🦉

You are the company you keep.

Sign of the day… New Jersey

Taylor, ma'am, please, you can do better than this.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

For what it's worth, lovely Canadians, the only way I'm targeting you is to be my friend. We need you now more than ever 🫶 not all of us are bootlicking, fascist shitstains. Side note if any of you fine Canadian men are into hilarious fat chicks, hit me uuuup. I'll bring 2 cute cats with me, too!

Elon Musk is a Nazi. Full stop. Substack is supporting and endorsing a Nazi, days after that Nazi told the world he was proud to be a Nazi. Decent people have got to leave Substack. Please. I'll follow you wherever you go, and I'm happy to give you my money wherever you land.

That 2nd period lasted roughly 27 years, I think? There better be no stoppages in the 3rd or I'll have no other choice but to fall asleep in my computer chair while trying to watch the game. It's inevitable. #VGK #Stars