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thepatreidy.bsky.social
Actor, Comedian, & Michael McDonald understudy (he / him)
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Oh hell yeah #PokemonTCG

Okay hear me out… they should offer the Severance procedure exclusively for jury duty. My innie would be so unbiased! Or they might throw a phone at the bailiff. Either way, stick that chip in my dome already.

Okay hear me out… they should offer the Severance procedure exclusively for jury duty. My innie would be so unbiased! Or they might throw a phone at the bailiff. Either way, stick that chip in my dome already.

What a terrible way to learn that Barclays in Brooklyn only seats 19,000

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.

While I’m glad it has a secure home, I’m not sure how to feel about PBS being under the Bezos umbrella

My dog is the mayor of Home Depot

One of the many reasons I deleted Twitter was because every time I would open it there would be a post that said something like “these are the most interesting moments in recent history” and it would just be a clip of two reality show stars making out

Deactivated my Twitter account. I wish they had asked for feedback so that I could have told them all of my thoughts about how much their service has declined now that it is owned by a white supremest, but alas! Good riddance.

Sure, I'll make a Substack! Put this sandwich on top of that one and then this sandwich on top of that...

Hello Bluesky! Don't miss our next show (theme: Totally 80s!) at Caveat in NYC on March 22! www.caveat.nyc/events/colle...

Now that TikTok is gone how will I communicate with my best friends that I only communicate with by sending 10 funny TikTok’s at a time to each other?

It’s 2025 and TikTok has been banned before automatic weapons. Great job, America!

I hate to see an incredible show like Skeleton Crew have low ratings. I just binged in two days, and it’s great Star Wars! My life has been consumed by chaos and Christmas movies since it premiered, so don’t punish the creatives because we didn’t watch every episode on day one 😒

🎶 maybe next time she'll think before he cheats 🎶

Phew! I was worried I'd never find the time to read the works of Neil Gaiman and now I definitely don't have to!

While I did not DJ in high school, consider me green

Tetris will always be relatable because no matter how much junk you clear out, sh*t keeps piling up

My New Year’s resolution is to see Talking Heads live so if they don’t reunite it’s not my fault

I love FaceTiming with my mother. It’s my favorite way to get a view of just her forehead and the ceiling of whatever room she is in.

Maybe X was a great name to change to after all since Twitter is pretty much overrun by pornbots now

Now all I can think about is @philsonschmilson.bsky.social and @thepatreidy.bsky.social doing this

Jingle All The Way is a rare, special kind of holiday movie where you could swap Arnold and Sinbad in each others roles and it would still be just as good

If anything bad happens to this good boy I will riot.

disney bowing to transphobes, hbo dropping sesame street - all terribly detrimental for children whose education is already censored through book bans etc. this is generational oppression.

If we’re talkin classic Christmas songs give me anything by Louis Armstrong over the Rat Pack any day

If Rudolph is the most “famous” reindeer of all, why is there an entire song asking if we recall his existence? It’s like hey you’ve heard of pop stars but do you recall Taylor Swift?

🎶 I need a hero? I’m holding space for a hero til the morning light 🎶

Now that the whole nostalgic Donkey Kong Land trilogy is on NSO I have to ask… …why the hell would anyone want to play these instead of the Donkey Kong Country games for SNES?

When the first person hits “reply all” on a large group email

Black Friday Small Business Saturday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday And my personal favorite… What The F*ck Happened To My Credit Card Balance Wednesday

If the Netflix algorithm is so smart why does it always have to ask if I’m still watching?

Yeah, I’m “holding space.” My wife is coming around the block with our Honda CRV right now so… beat it!!!

I would be down to adopt a nepo baby

Saw Wicked tonight. No one sang along but half the audience did stand and recite Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad along with her. Only hated one thing and it happened in the first 30 seconds. Cried twice. Five stars. 💚

For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

Ugh these theatre kids are going to ruin the movie by singing along all through Gladiator