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thepaulchurch.bsky.social

Cambridge, Ontario 🍁 Snapping Turtle Stables 🐴 Google Cloud Healthcare 🩺

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My darling - I would like to give you the sun, the moon, and the stars, but the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 prevents claims of ownership on celestial bodies. #lukewarmvalentines

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Every fiber of my being yearns for your touch, but not, like, in a clingy way or anything. #lukewarmvalentines

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Okay. You're not similar to a summer's day. #lukewarmvalentines

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I'll do anything for love, within reason #lukewarmvalentines

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My love for you burns like a gender reveal party in California. #lukewarmvalentines

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One, two...uh...wait, just one. #lukewarmvalentines

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My love for you is like a romantic metaphor. #lukewarmvalentines

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You're okay too #lukewarmvalentines

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if you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son all my relationships are healthy and supportive

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when editors get their proofreading marks worng [sick]

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You know you’re killing it at Transformers open mic night when the room is charged with vehicular mans laughter

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or deploy a layered network of radars and interceptor batteries And by air defense end them

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Bro, I'm so good at mindfulness that I listen to guided meditations at 2x speed.

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You know, when you think about it, the total eclipse was probably the best opportunity we’ll ever get to have sex literally all night long.

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Bo knows late 80s references.

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Theory: episodes of Sesame Street being brought to you by the letter “A” and the number “7” was secretly a long-running game of Battleship between the producers.

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Star Wars is secretly a lot like pro wrestling. "The heel turn is a path to many moves some consider to be...unnatural." "Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a babyface."