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Picked up their record in Copenhagen over Xmas and holy hell, it's great. If you like everything from Studio One to The Aggrolites, you need to hear The Chains. And that Rancid cover...hoo boy!

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Again...we could've had this. Goddammit, America.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I feel terrible for the friends of the two women behind me in the RSD line. From what I can tell, they fucking hate every single one of you.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Nardwuar once again proving he is an international treasure.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hot tip of the day: Text a couple friends out of the blue today. Laugh. Trade dumb GIFs back and forth. Act a fool. It's so worth it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is a great fucking read along with Josh's Turnpike piece. Well worth your time.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Fentanyl Tariff's first 7" was a banger.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

He needs to change his walkout song to this. #MugMugMug youtu.be/ipefv55SXpc?...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This week has suuuuuucked. But at least I get to spend an embarrassing amount of money on RSD Saturday to help myself feel better. (SPOILER ALERT: I won't actually feel better.)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's especially shameful when you remember that Eunice Kennedy Shriver started Special Olympics. Infuriating.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

So are we still the laughing stock of the world or no?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out...what about a Punch Zack Hample in the Face Night at every stadium?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“It doesn’t matter that the baseball field was there first. How can that make it OK?”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

As disappointing as this is, he's good friends with Mike Love. We should've seen this coming a mile away.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no. Maybe he should try to not be so completely insufferable and unlikeable?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Donita rules! I'll never forget her guest listing me when they opened for the Beasties during a radio interview because I called in and they said "we don't know anybody in Kansas City." 15-year-old me was fucking stoked. And had to beg my cousin to take me on a couple hours' notice.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Please RT/share if you can: Friends, after a decade of freelance work, I am trying to find some full-time work. Everything I do currently is contracted stuff, and while I absolutely love it I also love being able to afford things like groceries and medicine. 1/3

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Coolest thing that's happened this week!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Fired up to finally see the mighty True Loves tonight in Denver. youtu.be/WBqoxJbAtus

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

High Vis & Militarie Gun tour canceled. Dammit.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Really? The dude who just today said, "Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it"?!?!?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The one and only Refused, everybody.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

In a world of John Josephs, be Walter Schriefels.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

We are all fortunate to exist on the same plane as Walter Schriefels. Dude is simply the coolest cat in hardcore ever.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Proud of you, Wisconsin. Go enjoy an Old Fashioned with an extra glug or two of Brandy. You've more than earned it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Leave it to Dennis Lyxzen to thoroughly confuse 99.9% of the crowd by playing Robert Wyatt's Stalingrad, early Pink Floyd and Miles Davis electric freakouts as house music before the Refused show. Fucking love it.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

TFW you hustle to get to the show because you thought doors open at 6...roll up at 6:30 to realize they actually open at 7.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Election officials in Milwaukee, Wisconsin are reporting ballot shortages due to “unprecedented high turnout.” They urge voters to stay in line if they get there before 8:00 to cast their ballots.

submitted 15 days ago • 34 comments

April is Stress Awareness Month? Oh, I'm fully aware of my stress. Thanks though.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Refused's Last Show in Denver Ever Day to those who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC_9...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Super bummed to see these guys call it a day. Fucking rippers all day long. Wish I'd had a chance to see them live. Oh well. Long live Chubby and the Gang! Oi! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2Z...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments