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They say I’ve got that dog in me because if you’re nice to me I’ll follow you around in the hopes that you’ll play with me and give me treats

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think “this outfit rocks” and then the outfit is just pants and a graphic tee.

I tried wearing sweatpants again for the first time in like 13 years… these are awesome they’re like socially acceptable pajama pants. I’m so comfy.

I had takeout Chinese food for dinner and it was yummy. Pork wonton

The equivalent of overhanding a dart across an Olympic stadium in the hopes of popping a small balloon.

I need some hobbies other than climbing and games 😓

I’ve been trying to do more weighted pull-ups recently but man it gets hard fast. I can do 3-4 with an extra 25 lbs (11.3 kg) but I can do like 10 without. I’d like to add weight for hangboarding but… I don’t own a hangboard 😢

Had some spicy fried chicken yesterday. Like ACTUALLY spicy. They made me sign a waiver. It was very hot. They did what they could to make Carolina Reaper tasty, but it was more hot than anything else.

Playing a game on steam, and an achievement goes from 8.1% get rate to 10.9% get rate after unlock it… So few people have played this game I guess lol

Hurt my back climbing on a MIGHTY V4… I’m 23, I can’t believe this… seems I’ve got a spot in the nursing home soon, I’m so old…

haha i cannot run this game

talking about my rightmost ball as if i have more than two

In what world would I, would any one REASONABLE, search this and want to hear Rihanna. Genuinely insulted. Go to hell.

I got a haircut and pretty much lost my “homeless guy” vibes. Boring! lol

Finished a puzzle in Logiart Grimoire (I love picross) and the only thing I can think of that this is possibly referencing is Danmachi. Unless I’m missing something obvious, it has to be about Bell, right?

Artistically using the Brown Note in a song to convey the experience of shitting yourself

The 4 am leg day experience was interesting. Perhaps even pleasant!

Great hardcore-style song. It’s so unreasonably catchy. I keep gravitating towards it when I see it in my playlist. open.spotify.com/track/1xJAXN...

Time to test just how “24 hours” this gym actually is. (It is currently about 3:30 am)

If I’m not paying attention when I’m going up and down the stairs at home, I’m not sure it’s always the same number of steps. When I count, it’s 13. If I’m not counting I’d swear it’s anywhere from 10-15. Pretty sure I just went up 16 steps! How strange.

Some say "would" because they would, you know, if the opportunity arose. To say "must" is something greater. You have a fantasy, I contain a need that has taken hold in my very soul. We are not the same.

Woo! FubuClimbing :D

Accidentally left my earbuds at home so I’ve been at the complete mercy of the climbing gym’s music picker

Sometimes I bring a friend to the climbing gym, sometimes I bring Friend. She is so cute.

Wasn’t my favorite Loathe song at first but I love it more with every listen. It’s amazing. Awesome song. I love Loathe. open.spotify.com/track/1QCWU5...

Sephiroth (consuming The House In Fata Morgana; it's peak it seems)

My goal for music listening this year is to have an average of at least 1 album per day. So far I’ve got 64 albums in these first 53 days. Good progress so far!

Told a lady on Hinge that one of her pictures has Limp Bizkit vibes. My rizz, my charisma? Immaculate.

Just opened up monster hunter rise for the first time in like 8 months and got my ass beaten by Primordial Malzeno 😭

Swinging my fabric laundry basket like I’m ominously swinging a bell. DONG. DONG. DONG. The laundry man cometh…

Wednesday was not my day. SURELY Thursday will be my day. Hopefully

I hurt my thumb at the gym and have a bandage on it. It’s my scrolling thumb. I’ve been so hindered in my phone activities. Foiled by a simple piece of fabric

Hurt my toe climbing again… the same one! My toe, it is throbbing… ouchie

How can i have neck pain i am 23

Went to the gym again. The stairmaster… what a diabolical mechanism…

Finally did it, I finally hit my first V7… whew! That was an absolute project for me! Took like 5-6 sessions of being my primary focus. Very proud of myself! Nice job Ian 😎

I’m like an energy drink with how I’m a White Monster. RAHHHH

Went to the gym (regular gym, not climbing gym) for the first time in a long while. Got some cardio in. Just an hour of fast walking up a mild incline, but better than nothing! Quite pleased with myself. Feeling the burn. Good job Ian.

The algorithmically-focused computer science part of my brain looks at games and thinks "they are doing all that?! Every single frame!? Inconceivable!" It seems so inefficient. Wow. The wonder that is modern computational power. Amazing.

I was whittling a stick in a park one time and some guy just gave me a religious pamphlet. Some pretty old guy, walking pretty fast, just gave it to me and left! I still have the stick I whittled. I don’t know why I whittled it, but it’s quite smooth now. Love having a stick.

Accidentally bumping the shower temperature so you start singing System Of A Down like I-E-A-I-A-I-O

Just finished my 500th album in the past year. What a big number! five hundred

Got a pretty ugly flapper climbing today 😋 bleeding 🩸 💪

Strokin it. What's it? My dog (I love her)

My dork levels have layers. You think you’ve figured me out, then BAM! Another strange and vaguely concerning revelation about me is revealed. Remain unpredictable

I put 12 layers of chapstick on my lips to make it last but it never does because the heart cannot resist a waxy treat