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Like…why the hell would I want to get off work and come do your taxes that should’ve been done a week ago?

I can’t just come home and decompress because the older adults in my life cannot adult.

Somehow today feels longer than an other school day on record

My family is known for the “wyd” texts instead of just asking what they want

We out here in a thunderstorm fixing something that has NOTHING to do with us.

Also, it be your own people…

The moral of the story is don’t try to sneak and do shit without telling your partner.

I just wanted to take a nap 😫

I really have to teach my family about crypto scams in 2025.

Lately I’ve been thinking about going back to school and getting my degree in music just so I can become a band director at the local high school and inject hbcu styling

Why do people text you asking random shit instead of what they really want to ask? And why are these people my siblings?

Extremely tired of volunteering for shit at this school just for mfs to say “nah, we good”

The itch to create is being drowned out by the siren call of my bed

Waiting til 10:00 on a Thursday night to do stuff for work that you’ve known about since last month? Are we still in college? WTF?!

Thank you lord for getting all these preschoolers to go to sleep at nap time. It has never ever been this quiet in here.

I have exactly one pair that somebody gave me. Pretty sure they stole them bad bois 🥲

I greatly appreciate our music teacher for blessing me with a cup of coffee right when my eyelids were about to tap out But that time has come

It still blows my mind when I try to go back and recreate beats I made on a whim and I can’t even come close to what I originally made

What’s the nicest way to tell someone to stfu?

We both have valentines day off for the first time in a long time

I thought the ps portal was some bullshit but after going hand on with it, I must admit I’m really impressed.

This is how I like to start Black History Month. #blacksky

Here I am thinking I was gonna help pick up a car and now I’m sitting talking to some lady about how much I remind her of her son.

Parents signing me up for social situations that I didn’t want 😒

#kedricklamaredit #heynowedit #sp404 #hiphop #samplebasedbeats

Parents, get your preschool aged children used to laying down for a nap and going to sleep without getting up constantly. I just had a kid spend the entirety of nap time trying out for the Australian breakdance team.

Silence is golden

The 404xMove combo is what I’ve been missing #sp404 #abletonmove #musicsky

That beautiful moment when you think you have nothing to snack on and you find snacks that you hid from yourself

Remaking beats is fun #musicsky #blacksky #kendricklamar #mustard

Why is this woman old enough to be my mama texting me at this hour on a Friday?

The hardest thing that I have had to come to terms with this year is that my parents make terrible financial decisions

#blacksky #musicaky On today’s episode of How I Fucked Up, we watch as Aubrey ‘Drake’ Graham turns one L into two:

Being ungrateful? On Thanksgiving??

I had to do an exchange for a pair of carhartt’s because the first pair barely fit over my ass cheeks and couldn’t button up or zip. Mind you, every other pair of pants I have in this size fits just right.

It is done and no furniture was thrown

Stg, if I went through all this flipping around and flipping upside down and this sit/stand desk doesn’t work, I’m gonna toss it through the nearest window

My new desk is here. S/O to the Fedex driver who brought it upstairs