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Laughing all the way to perdition.
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submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Deporting 10 year old cancer patients with US citizenship seems sure to bring down egg prices and stop the crashing markets.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Gulf of America is actually just a big hole where your 401k used to be.

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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

We haven’t had such an embarrassing presidential moment since Bush threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the FAA is canceling a billion dollar contract and switching to Leon’s Starlink.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Nostalgic for his first term pandemic, the First Felon is pulling funding for a bird flu vaccine.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The First Felon is proposing a scheme to buy citizenship for the low, low price of $5m.

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submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hackers aren’t auditors.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The First Felon is a petulant toddler. Angry that Boeing may not be able to deliver the new Air Force One until 2029, he is suggesting skipping normal safety testing and skipping pesky security precautions for tech and engineers. We, here at the Politburo, gleefully support his suggestions.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Gym Jordan defending not needing locksmiths for park bathrooms is a little too on the nose.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The sane gullible rubes who thought he was going to lower egg prices now think he’s going to send them a stimmy check.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Hooters was only morally bankrupt when Joe was president.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

In a world of Ted Cruz’s, Be a Janet Mills.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Free Fall February continues with a mid air collision in Arizona!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The agriculture department is frantically scrambling to rehire people tasked with the bird flu response after Leon’s doge bois fired them.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

The First Felon has denied Georgia’s request to extend the application time for disaster relief until Kemp finds 11k votes.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Leon and the First Felon are targeting Schedule A employees for termination. Very reminiscent of a 1930’s government that worked to exclude the disabled as undesirable.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The First Felon fired 1k staffers at the VA. Because he loves our veterans. 🙄

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Leon’s kid telling Trump “I want you to shut your fucking mouth” is clear evidence of who is actually in charge.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

An unelected bureaucrat sabotaging a free tax filing system in order to enrich his oligarch tech buddies is actual waste.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Fraud isn’t simply spending you don’t like.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, we do.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

USAID purchases over $2b in soy and grains a year. Red State farmers are about to Find Out.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Vought is confirmed to run the budget office. Which is a little too on the nose.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

In a brilliant move to bring egg prices down, the First Felon has targeted the less than 10 trans athletes out of half a million and banned them. Should be working any moment now… 🥚

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Waffle House didn’t have an egg surcharge when Joe was president.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

So, the First Felon wants to depopulate Gaza, annex it, and build a resort. Sounds totally normal…

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Seems Leon has attached unauthorized servers to download government databases with all our information. But at least it’s not a pesky little email server.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The First Felon blinked.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Markets are crashing. Oil is surging. We have entered the second half of FAFO.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

He really thought he would have to swim to visit the crash site.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Plane crash in DC. Good thing we have a *checks notes* cast member from The Real World in charge at the DoT. And don’t worry about the secretary of defense. He’s rooting out all the woke.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The First Felon’s funding freeze lasted slightly longer than he did with Stormy.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a good thing we stopped compiling health data or that TB outbreak in Kansas would be serious.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Funny how a guy who assaulted a police officer and was pardoned by Trump is now being hunted for solicitation of a minor.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

How about them egg prices? 🥚

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

If the First Felon can release the JFK files why isn’t he releasing the Epstein list?

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

The First Felon pulled Pompeo and Bolton’s security details right as he released hundred of violent extremists. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

If you really think Leon’s gesture was innocuous, try it at the office and see how long it takes for HR to come knocking.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to 2025, the decline.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Does the First Felon know how cold it gets in Greenland?🇬🇱

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

People who bought the First Felon’s installation tickets are being told they’re “commemorative.”

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

The First Felon is moving his installation indoors because winter. 😂❄️❄️❄️

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment