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thepoopman.has.pet
Super based gigachad that everyone likes. 27. I’m a he/him I’m so sorry everyone 🇵🇸
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Saw a snake at work!!

submitted 38 minutes ago • 1 comment

Which side are you on? (Also pay attention to the number of members in each sub)

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Crapitalism sux but these are kinda bussin….

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Film adaptation this live action remake that. How about you make an original title that doesn’t fucking suck?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

An old guy just handed me a porn dvd and asked me if I’m interested, and then acted surprised when I said no

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

This dude came in to check out some books and stuff, and we vibed, very nice guy. So when he was leaving he went “alright man love you, see you around” and I went “love you too”. Is that a normal interaction? Because I don’t really love that man, he was just very nice

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Work drip check

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This mfer might be the first ape on earth to call TOM ‘I LOVE RONALD REAGAN’ CLANCY’S THE DIVISION 2 ‘WOKE’

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

So tired is Korean mmo characters looking like over edited vogue models

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

My bunny is offensively stupid

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re gonna tell me to “google it” when I try to have a conversation and give you a chance to talk about something you have an interest in - I’m taking a poo on your door

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

League of legends sucks man. Why isn’t there a better alternative???

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Woah, breasticles on tl

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

“Hey what’s up brother! We love Jesus!!” A patron comes into the library. “Where’s your Jesus section?,I’d like to get a library card” alright,let’s set this guy up. 88 in the email address, weird, probably a coincidence. As I finish up, mfer turns around and I spot a nazi eagle tattoo on his neck.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Pooping gargoyle

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell is this??? I just opened the bag and it’s already almost empty??? I get like what, 8 chips a bag???

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Drip check

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Shitlink fucking sucks balls. Pay a gozillion dollars a month to gargle old man sack. Fuck musk and his dogshit companies.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

We deserve whatever mad max style apocalypse is coming our way.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I wash single use plastic utensils to use them again later, and Microsoft just turned tens of thousands of vr headsets into landfill material with one windows update. Why do I even bother. Disgusting ass ideology.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

bro…

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus Christ

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Every time I see a video where Israel enforcers do anything at all, it’s always shit like “throwing grenades at infants for fun because we’re bored” type shit

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments