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I've been in festival toilets cleaner than this bus.

Koji Igarashi's team finally announced Bloodstained 2, AND IT'S A SPIRITUAL SEQUEL TO CASTLEVANIA PORTRAIT OF RUIN!!

Just a reminder: Priti Patel was not fired from the Tory Party cabinet because she had secret meetings with the Israelis, it was because she LIED about having secret meetings with the Israelis to the Foreign Office and MI6. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD OUTSMART ACTUAL SPIES.

You can buy 4 copies of Turbo Overkill for that price tag.

So just for context SEVEN countries gave Israel zero points by jury, but a maximum twelve points via the "public". But by far, the "Huh really?" was the 10 points from the Irish "public" for the second year running. IRELAND. Can we please kick Israel and have our gay little song contest back?

So, those phone votes still coming from a Russian troll farm then?

Sooo Finland yeah?

I am DANGEROUSLY close to starting another Bloodborne run. I got stuff to do dammit.

ATTENTION UK #GUITARSKY Look, I know it's on Facebook Marketplace, and I have no affiliation with the seller, but if this is legit then TRUST ME this is the best £300 you will ever spend. These guitars are magical. #Ibanez 520QM in gorgeous trans purple! #guitar www.facebook.com/share/1AcUnV...

Whomever it was that had the idea of giving this year's PornHub award ceremony a cowboy theme and giving the attendees a mechanical bull, frankly deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.