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thequail.bsky.social
I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to understand that I am but a consciousness trapped in a rotting meat sack trying to escape this mortal coil.
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Every single wedding on #LoveIsBlind looks like someone designed it in The Sims.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Watching Alone Australia and we’ve finally reached the part of the season where you have two camps of people: 1. Those who have reached the Arts and Crafts portion of their stay 2. Those who are slowly devolving into Wiley Coyote in their one sided beef with an unknowing animal that effortlessly

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot explain why, but I have this gut feeling that #JackQuaid has sat down and housed a whole Rotisserie Chicken before. I have absolutely no proof of this but like I know it in my bones. This is an unshakable reality that I have housed to my very core. Is this what religious faith feels like?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I find it really strange that #PostMalone did a collaboration with Oreo and not Post Cereals

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Oh that federal funding shut down? My mom runs an emergency shelter for children. Immediately had to stop intake. Gov was like “keep working just without resources!” my mother is now having to explain that without funding THEY CANNOT. So if you voted for this shit know that YOU endangered CHILDREN.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Thank the gods Violet isn’t a scribe she never asks the right questions or in this case ANY AT ALL. #onyxstorm

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I got to introduce my friend to Wallace and Gromit today but it meant sitting through Gromit crying in the doghouse in the Wrong Trousers and nothing will ever break me like Gromit crying I am crying rn and this was hours ago. I can’t take it. I CANT. FEATHERS MCGRAW CAN SHOOT ME NOW.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I just lost Neil Gaiman. David Lynch, and TikTok in one week pray for me fam

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

David Lynch?! WHY IS IT NEVER WOODY ALLEN.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 2am and I heard Hozier cover the Arctic Monkeys for the first time and I being shot back to being 21 a mess and in love with a man 3,000 miles away. Super fucking emotional rn and Like I married him it’s fine he’s literally right here but FUCK Andrew what is your DEAL?! you Fae Trickster fuck

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

A modern Sherlock style reboot of Miss Marple staring Miriam Margolyes. Get beloved Brit’s as the killers, Rowan Atkinson or Hugh Laurie as Sir Henry. Make Sally Phillips a Niece. Throw in Pete Capaldi and Judi Dench or just get all the dames actually as bits IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely nothing cuntier in this life than a rat during nutcracker season.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Hello Taskmaster UK fans, please go support this Lego idea so we can get a Lego Taskmaster house #taskmasterUk ideas.lego.com/s/p:18602b99...

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Sexy dice but they are loaded and only land on “finger” “ear”

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Buncha friends are one by one dropping alcohol as a vice which is great and I’m so here for it but I just offered to buy one of them a hotdog at the bar instead and he said “oof no thanks I’ve been Hot Dog Sober for 3 months now” and I am deeply unsupportive

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you don’t know what to have for Lunch? Have you tried waiting till 3:00 and then housing half a box of cereal in desperation?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I know we are all watching to see the light leave Jake Paul’s eyes, but I am still reeling that was just saw Mike Tyson rockin the assless chaps givin us some full cheek action at 58.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

@rahulkohli13.bsky.social oh finally a reason to use this thing

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

How does one refer someone?! I need friends on here. #help

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I need to start finding my people on here

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I know I’m New England trash because this winter I’ve been in California fulltime and I’m actually angry that I haven’t gotten so much as a cold. Like what the fuck you think you’re better than me or something?!

submitted 413 days ago • 0 comments

Everlane out here telling me it’s cool to look like I’ve got Rickets.

submitted 425 days ago • 0 comments

I used to work for Blue Sky Studios which Disney closed on us so now being on Blue Sky is a bit surreal lol

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

I’m here and my feed is only Dril so I think maybe I’m alone.

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments