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thequinlamar.bsky.social
6’4” Comedian and Chaos agent
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I slept like a baby last night (woke up every couple hours to eat and or cry)

A perfect line delivered perfectly

Apparently Childcare is so expensive that Elon can’t even afford it.

Sister Onijah in Dubai is proof that Black people can thrive outside of the U.S.

Everyday the news is like “Federal judge temporarily blocks firing of the Death Star.”

African America’s Ass

Are you a millennial? If so you may be entitled to compensation.

Fun Black history fact about me: my parents are also Black.

I would complain about grocery prices but Gay people are used to paying a lot of money for eggs.

I don’t have a “revenge” body it’s more of a self-sabotage.

Closeted white men are not called DL. They are called republican.

Gonna quit comedy to pursue my full time passion: telling people trying to cut that there is a line!

When did you know? (🏳️‍🌈)

2024 ✌🏾

Being over 30 means wishing people happy New Year at 9 pm just Incase you don't make it to midnight.

The most epic Code switch

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Straight people complaining about a “gay agenda” when Im flooded with nothing but straight sex ads, suggestions and pop ups when I search: “man-booty Guy bros penising their hard dick beards” on porn sites is wild to me

I may be partial because of my Rebecca Ferguson obsession but Silo is pretty damn good.

Thighs that Thunder

Just think: after RFKJr brings back Polio every family will have their own tiny Tim

Meh

Teenage girl: “I’m Gay” Parents: “You’re confused. It’s just a phase you’re going through?” Teenage Boy: “I’m Gay” Parents: “Get out my house, you’re dead to me 🚬”

I watched every second of the Karen Huger body cam footage

I’m done with that bird app

There are limits

He Big. He Gay.

Public service announcement

The gays aren’t trying to groom your kids. If they were the show would have been called “To catch a Drag Queen”

Fck your Spotify wrapped let’s see them bussies fellas!

Gay rights

Spot the differences

Straight dude: “Hey Big Guy, nice shirt!” 😃 Me: “Thanks little guy, nice booty.” 😏 Straight dude: “ 😧”

Big Stuff

Not only a Gay but a “I know my body Gay”

It’s it’s funny how everyone ran away from Twitter and not to Threads

It’s the season

Hibernation mode

*Looks into camera*

I swear I’m shy tho.

Being around a bunch of str8 people for an extended period of time is exhausting. Like, I haven't been called "Gurl" in hours!

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