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theradkinggeorge.bsky.social
Just a regular guy with a weird sense of humor
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In the original “Space Jam” movie, the villain ran a theme park named Moron Mountain. I think about that name a lot when I think about the current White House.

Do this to all your problems.

Me: people should be nicer to one another Me while driving: go mother fucker! Just go!

Basically the way I treat myself these days is how I would have treated myself when I was ten. The biggest coke slushy available and a pretzel from a gas station.

I’ve noticed on Bluesky that I have seemingly random followers. How did you find me? What made you think “that guy’s worth a follow”?

I know it isn’t, but I feel like Ford vs. Ferrari should be the sequel to Frost vs. Nixon.

@tmiranda23.bsky.social re: what Mehro’s Ladyparts and Mannequins sounds like, it reminds me of Beck more than Nirvana.

You ever notice the Ringo absolutely kills it on “Here Comes the Sun”?

Years ago I was at a restaurant with my parents and our server told us the place was going down the tubes and how she was walking out that night and not coming back. And that her dream life was to live in the woods making jewelry. I think about her sometimes and hope she’s living out her dream.

Today’s price of reliving the summer mole joys of childhood: one matchbox car, three Lego people, and a pack of Pokemon cards. Great time. Do recommend.

For my poor lactose intolerant body, mozzarella sticks are like a siren song that will always lure me to the rocks.