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The most perfectly 2025 version of Wiesenthal's “The Sunflower”

Meta's about to own the world's largest digital collection of "pictures of incoming fists"

Can I get a “hell yeah” folks? [folks respond with cacophony of industrial scrap metal smashing into concrete]

If I went back and told my 9-year-old self, who was traumatized after watching Night of the Living Dead, that I would later be writing a list of the 25 best zombie movies for TIME Magazine, he would have some questions. time.com/7294860/the-...

While I appreciate his effort and enthusiasm, I don’t think the dog’s plan to bring me an unopened package of D batteries (why? Great question!) by knocking over two dining room chairs and the vacuum cleaner was, in hindsight, completely necessary.

Though his mind is not for rent Don't put him down as arrogant His reserve, a quiet defense He got some guys to paint his fence

Spent exactly 3.8 seconds thinking about the New York mayoral election, and nearly threw up on myself. Imagine an entire city of people living like this. Unconscionable. Immoral.

So, I really thought 28 Years Later was a bit of a letdown. Gorgeous, but not especially scary, and very preoccupied with some ideas about British identity that felt...odd. Keeping an open mind cause this is the beginning of a new trilogy, but this is far from Boyle & Garland's best work. My review:

Heard an MJ Lenderman track for the first time and... really? This is what people are so hornt up for? This?

YOU GUYS. I’m not sure I can fully express in human language what just occurred. Two dreaded hippies just walked into this coffee shop walking a goat. Now you might initially think wow they’re walking that goat like a dog But likely your 2nd thought is: goats shit all the time. Well.

Meta's about to own the world's largest digital collection of "pictures of incoming fists"

If this is you, this is pretty much your ideal debut folk album cover

When I’m saying “heeeyy” to myself in the mirror

If you know someone in your life who's between 8-13 and would love a book about alien space invasions delivered to them right in time for school, why not pre-order PRESS 1 FOR INVASION? All the leading extraterrestrials give it two tentacles up! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Press-...

Cool!!

So nice I’ve played it thrice

A sign on the Sabo Bridge in Minneapolis stating all of our feelings about Mike Lee

Whoopsie doopsie!!!

Objectively perfect band Objectively perfect song Objectively perfect ann magnuson www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmtb...

Really excited to share that today I launched a cybersecurity newsletter, Exploit, for Pluralsight News! Exploit goes out weekly on Wednesday with analysis and insights on cybersecurity trends and what threat actors are up to. Sign up here: www.pluralsightnews.com/pluralsight-...

Army medics are ordered to immediately kill all their patients or risk a court martial and dishonorable discharge

[getting dragged out of the boxcar and into Stephen Miller’s private gladiatorial arena] actually I’m not worried at all because this is just kayfabe you see [i shove my classes up the bridge of my nose so hard they crack my orbital cavity and shove a bone shard into my brain killing me instantly

Chat, is it good that ICE has a secret black site gulag in the middle of manhattan?

Brad Lander should be a role model for elected Democrats everywhere. www.discourseblog.com/p/brad-lande...

your government wants trans kids to die

okay but now I’m imagining him talking to himself like “the rope is inside the pole, you know. Very good to have the rope in the pole. Important and so powerful.”

Figuring out what all this means is like solving the world’s most annoying lament configuration, and spending the rest of existence subjected to levels of tweeness beyond heaven and hell.