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If you know me from Twitter or from ResetEra then follow me and I will follow back. Game dev hobbyist. Nintendo game connoisseur. Easily distracted. I ❤️ low rez games with chunky pixels. he/him #Antifa #BlackLivesMatter #ACAB #TransRights
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Because free speech.

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real estate agent: so, what do you think? lady who's sure all that glitters is gold: frankly, i’m a little disappointed

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Sadly I did not know this for the first 55 years of my life. They do not teach you this. This is absolutely true. And we should honor all of them this Memorial Day and always 

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The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!

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as scott adams also announced he has prostate cancer, there’s going to be an entire generation of gen x that just dies younger due to trusting snake oil salesmen over real doctor practices endorsed by an entire political party designed to lie to them

submitted 1 day ago • 517 comments

Trump just pardoned a corrupt sheriff who was found guilty of taking bribes in exchange for law endorsement badges. Those who bought the badges used them to drive in emergency lanes, bypass TSA lines, and for other favors.

submitted 1 day ago • 238 comments

They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

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jesus: gonna die for y’all followers: wow what a sacrifice jesus: jk im back followers: oh

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Trump’s Memorial Day message to America is attacking judges and calling Democrats “SCUM.” No mention of the military.

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It’s Memorial Day in America, so if you’re an American please take a moment to remember all the soldiers who died in a war, or in a car crash on the way to the war, or in a car crash coming back from the war

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every trump holiday message: HAPPY (holiday) INCLUDING THE RADICAL LUNATICS KILLING OUR COUNTRY AND ATTEMPTING TO CONTROL OUR MINDS WITH JEW LASERS SHOT OUT OF SYNAGOGUE CEILINGS MEANT TO MAKE US VOTE FOR DUMPSTER PEOPLE LIKE THE RADICAL CHUCK SCHUMER AND NANCY PELOSI!!!

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A modest suggestion: The White House should mind its own f__ing business.

submitted 2 days ago • 1401 comments

palestinians have to worry about losing their families due to the genocide while israelis have make fake ice cream labels with ai that scare them

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It was the Bestcestershire of times, It was the Worcestershire of times.

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Way to admit you have to “persuade” women to sleep with you, MAGA.

submitted 2 days ago • 349 comments

QBasic Gorillas (1991) #MS-DOS #RetroGaming @ceu---azul.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Never forget

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he swam so fast and furious

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Ye Big Ham United States, Census, 1900

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when you say the word “spit” you have at least two opportunities to do so

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It feels like there's been this re-evaluation of the prequel trilogy and I gotta say. Episode one is pretty ass

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Watching the episode of TNG where this guy pulls a DOGE. It doesn’t turn out well for him.

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How did people in the past defeat fascism? does anyone know

submitted 3 days ago • 1035 comments

REALLY GOT HER WITH TAHT ONE!!!

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Republicans find it far more convenient to represent a handful of billionaires than a whole nation.

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood theonion.com/elon-mu...

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ANGELA LANSBURY: *doing crossword* a group of crows ME: murder ANGELA LANSBURY: *writing* thanks

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GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn the beat around DRUMMER: let me see what i can do GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down DRUMMER: bitch wtf

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

this is so despicable, if we thought the loneliness epidemic was already bad, now we have the richest most powerful companies encouraging loneliness. these tech CEOs want us to only have ai friends

submitted 3 days ago • 131 comments

new cars have carplay and all but my 25 year old toyota has A/C vents that gently waft from side to side and i think that’s better

submitted 2 days ago • 68 comments

Trump: The whole stealth thing—I'm sort of wondering. We shape a wing this way, they don’t see it but the other way they see it? I’m not so sure.

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A Walking Crime Spree.....

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I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, arbitrary many Super Appeal badges can be obtained. "Appealmaxing" by stacking 32 of them makes Mario so incredibly appealing that any audience, no matter how small (a mere 2 Goombas in the post) will cheer him on hard enough to fully restore his Star Power.

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Fun Fact: In a scene Kevin O'Connor gets beat up by mercenaries. He was given padding to wear under his costume & was assured he wouldn't get hurt. By the 3rd take he was covered in bruises. Steven Sommers felt so bad, he promised him a part in his next movie. So, he casted him as Beni in The Mummy

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I really try hard not to swear but these guys are making it next to impossible.

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The orange felon’s vendetta against Harvard in just one photo.

submitted 3 days ago • 823 comments

Why do browsers still have a Home button?

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Forgot how funny this fucker was before the Dems ruined him

submitted 3 days ago • 78 comments

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

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Earliest known photo of Bob Dylan not smiling, 1942.

submitted 3 days ago • 55 comments