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David Attenborough [whispering]: “The dual-finned Canadian land shark surfaces briefly, scouting the area for signs of potential prey.”

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Raise all the middle fingers you want to Joanne, the showrunners and the adult actors that willingly signed onto this. Do not. DO FUCKING NOT harass these kids. Their parents are the ones that signed em on for this. They probably don't even know about Joanne's shit. The kids are not at fault.

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the more i learn about ai development and the data centers these tech corporations are building and the amount of money and power the people in these companies have and the jobs they want to destroy, the more i understand that we cannot let them build this future they want for us

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Okay I was losing my shit about how insane this post was before I even zoomed in but seriously what the fuck is happening lmao

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27 years ago, we lost a legend

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Old: Drain the swamp. New: Pardon the swamp.

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grilled cheese fight

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Because free speech.

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real estate agent: so, what do you think? lady who's sure all that glitters is gold: frankly, i’m a little disappointed

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Sadly I did not know this for the first 55 years of my life. They do not teach you this. This is absolutely true. And we should honor all of them this Memorial Day and always

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The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!

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as scott adams also announced he has prostate cancer, there’s going to be an entire generation of gen x that just dies younger due to trusting snake oil salesmen over real doctor practices endorsed by an entire political party designed to lie to them

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Trump just pardoned a corrupt sheriff who was found guilty of taking bribes in exchange for law endorsement badges. Those who bought the badges used them to drive in emergency lanes, bypass TSA lines, and for other favors.

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They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

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jesus: gonna die for y’all followers: wow what a sacrifice jesus: jk im back followers: oh

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Trump’s Memorial Day message to America is attacking judges and calling Democrats “SCUM.” No mention of the military.

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It’s Memorial Day in America, so if you’re an American please take a moment to remember all the soldiers who died in a war, or in a car crash on the way to the war, or in a car crash coming back from the war

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every trump holiday message: HAPPY (holiday) INCLUDING THE RADICAL LUNATICS KILLING OUR COUNTRY AND ATTEMPTING TO CONTROL OUR MINDS WITH JEW LASERS SHOT OUT OF SYNAGOGUE CEILINGS MEANT TO MAKE US VOTE FOR DUMPSTER PEOPLE LIKE THE RADICAL CHUCK SCHUMER AND NANCY PELOSI!!!

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A modest suggestion: The White House should mind its own f__ing business.

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palestinians have to worry about losing their families due to the genocide while israelis have make fake ice cream labels with ai that scare them

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It was the Bestcestershire of times, It was the Worcestershire of times.

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Way to admit you have to “persuade” women to sleep with you, MAGA.

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QBasic Gorillas (1991) #MS-DOS #RetroGaming @ceu---azul.bsky.social

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Never forget

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he swam so fast and furious

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Ye Big Ham United States, Census, 1900

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when you say the word “spit” you have at least two opportunities to do so

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It feels like there's been this re-evaluation of the prequel trilogy and I gotta say. Episode one is pretty ass

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Watching the episode of TNG where this guy pulls a DOGE. It doesn’t turn out well for him.

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How did people in the past defeat fascism? does anyone know

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REALLY GOT HER WITH TAHT ONE!!!