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therealbeardo.bsky.social
sports are sports…. and teams are teams (thank you for what you’ve done to your bodies)
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The Margaritaville near you is gonna be PACKED today

submitted 544 days ago • 1 comment

this is the oldest i've ever felt in my life

submitted 544 days ago • 82 comments

Hall & Oats is fucking terrible

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

Get a profile photo you bitch! @garzanator.bsky.social

submitted 548 days ago • 1 comment

Reskeet with a pic and your age 38 and pale af

submitted 569 days ago • 1 comment

I follow so few people that this would really help

submitted 570 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up tired, Garfield was right

submitted 570 days ago • 4 comments

This kinda blew my mind.

submitted 570 days ago • 22 comments

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babe are you mastodon? because you're confusing and none of my friends like you

submitted 573 days ago • 4 comments

Yeah I’m left leaning I mean …

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm

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Ahhh skeet skeet

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

good morning to the latest flood of refugees from the dipshit site we have: * horny * jokes we run into the ground in minutes * yelling at people for willful misunderstandings * lack of perspective * complaining about the site we post on you'll feel right at home

submitted 584 days ago • 20 comments

Cat gazing at a butterfly. 1907. https://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/ecatalogue/2018/fine-chinese-paintings-and-calligraphy-n09907/lot.692.html

submitted 586 days ago • 4 comments

I'd like to milk the two people please

submitted 587 days ago • 45 comments

"God stop giving me your toughest battles" God: "But you are a tardigrade"

submitted 588 days ago • 8 comments

Rugrats was a bad show

submitted 588 days ago • 0 comments

i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around

submitted 589 days ago • 44 comments

Denver Becky got roasted

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lmao holy fuck

submitted 589 days ago • 15 comments

Marshmallow xkcd.com/2804

submitted 589 days ago • 5 comments

"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods

submitted 589 days ago • 33 comments

Yahata Inu, the mascot of Kai City, looks like a cat but is actually a mix of a potato and a dog, with a leaf from a local zelkova tree on its head.

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This is me on this app

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Any object can serve briefly as a boat if you’re not a coward

submitted 590 days ago • 47 comments

Hello to the vast emptiness of this so-called “blue sky” Is there a skeetzog yet ? #twertzog

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Okay where do I go on this blue app to find the We’re Just Normal Men content ?

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Thankfully I have another social media app where I can shout into the abyss

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments