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therealchotus.bsky.social

Cocaine Hippo of the United States

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Chotus handlers removing ex Presidents photos to place real art in WhiteHouse. #Chotus #CocaineHippos #FineArt #Art #WhiteHouse

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Chief Medical Advisor Rick Sanchez has been selected to CHOTUS's cabinet. #rickAndMorty #InaugurationDay #POTUS #Chotus #MAGA #AmericaFirst #cocainehippo #Trump #RickSanchez

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

CHOTUS Quote:"I don't know why people keep messing with me even after hearing I attacked a karate champion with a neck this big (HUGE GESTURE). Next I'm going to make America greater by going after Jake Paul to give him the beating Mike Tyson should have." @POTUS #BreakingNews‌ #jakepaul #miketyson

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We are receiving live updates about the first Executive Orders the President is about to sign. Reversing TikTok ban struck off that list as accomplished. @cnn-news.bsky.social News signing off @cnn.com #BreakingNews #Inauguration2025 #POTUS #POTUS4547

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Hippos band together to determine the best way to increase crowd size at CHOTUS's inauguration. All suggestions are welcome #HerdingDog #FireDrill #FreeFood #CHOTUS #Inaguration #CocaineHippos #Sizematters #crowdsize

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Crossing the border just in time before President Trump's rise the power, the hippos take lookout while one infiltrates the Whitehouse to impersonate the new President. Quick - get him to the tanning bed! #PresidentTrump #WhiteHouse #CocaineHippo #Chotus #WelcometoAmerica

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments