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Look idk what this app is but I found a phone in the canals with this on it so I'm deciding to post here (parody account)
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Goddamn these headcrabs! I didn't know there was this much on the coast!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine using the skull emoji in 2025

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I hate antlions!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I haven't posted in a while! Was holding up in a Resistance outpost but the Combine caught wind of it... I did what I could. Currently making my way with some rebels to another outpost. I'll keep you all updated.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

37% should be enough to install a damn system update

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

If a metrocop tells me to "pick up that can" one more time I might just go postal

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

My idea: raid Nova Prospekt, kill all the soldiers, and turn it into an IKEA. Who's with me?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Dr. Breen is why we can't have nice things

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

This is inhumane and we citizens should not tolerate this

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone wants headcrab soup there's a cook-off in precinct 27 and citizens are handing out samples. Just wanted to let you all know

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Can these APCs shut up already I'm trying to sleep! Can't get any quiet in City 17

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments