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#TikTok US government lies Democrats and Republicans are the same . Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira, Les aristocrates à la lanterne! Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira, Les aristocrates on les pendra!

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The God of the Bible never states I’ll love you more in the afterlife

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What are #Netflix boxing announcers even talking about

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Suicide is not a selfish act!

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Halitosis on the first date, well all right, all right, all right!

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Monsters are real, animals can talk, blankets provide an impenetrable shield, and kids can fly!

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Graveyards are a waste of space!

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With all the crazy places I’ve gone I’ve yet to find human remains

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Who else remembers getting blown out of their mind, listening to tool with their mates smoking cigarettes?

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Hans just scored Sisters Of Mercy tickets!!!!’ #sistersofmercy

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It’s really weird you can’t say fuck the devil in church

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Falling asleep with a #TikTok on is a #flashback to falling #asleep with a #DVD on

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Man the 80ds were really unique

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Never sacrifice the otter

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So how many people are going to stand in front of #Trump‘s #grave with a #thumbsup now?

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So major league baseball can promote online gambling but Pete Rose not so much

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How come Americans know the empire is evil when a giant hairy Sasquatch Groans it at them, but when it’s a massive orange blob they’re clueless

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Someday someone with the last memory of you will die!

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#JDVance #fucks #couches

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Would toilet paper be counted as a tool

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The last time I drove drunk was home from a Renaissance Festival. What the duck

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The best advice I ever gave my son was always listen to Ween!

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There are over 400,000 Christian churches in the US with a 100 + members! There are 320,000 children in foster care. If every church had 1 member adopted a foster kid the foster homes would be empty.

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