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Who knew penguins were so polite..🐧😊 📹cierraybarra

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...

Orange soda

Long-tailed tit: A bird from Japan that looks like a living snowball 😄

The CEO himself

charmander, charmeleon, charizard

Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.

one of my favorite features lamag.com/news/23-reas...

This is the most insane house I've ever seen, like Randyland and the Winchester mansion had a baby. At no point did I know what was coming in the next picture, nor could I guess the next line in the description. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

The bathroom

You got it

The 40 Greatest Nu Metal Songs of All Time 25. "Nobody" by Skindred (2004)

this is so bus

On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.

Ok I missed Kim Mulkey's outfit earlier and I am speechless

Here are things I’ve enjoyed watching in 2024 in no particular order: Thelma Bad Sisters s2 The Brutalist Anora Creature Commandos The Trip Wicked The First Omen Strange Darling Saturday Night Dune 2 A Real Pain Challengers I Saw the TV Glow Will & Harper Fallout Baby Reindeer English Teacher

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit dons the red cap of destiny, breaks stuff, in Kyle Mooney's Y2K (2024)

Somebody needs this right meow 🥹 #ThankYouTG #CoffeeKindnessShenanigans

Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.

A Christmas F​*​cking Miracle: 15 Covers and 15 Originals by the New Wave of Nu Metal Available Now: numetalagendaworldwide.bandcamp.com/album/a-chri...

Luigi Mangione may be a suspected killer, but the media thinks they can change him

Hope he doesn’t get beaten up by the billionaire CEO gangs in prison

Yet another time when a pretty boy gets my part

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14 www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W5...

suspect parks at the pump

I can't believe they ditched the Noid for these two losers.

BREAKING: The Toronto Blue Jays are nearing a long term deal with free agent third baseman Darth Pregnant.

First look at Cillian Murphy in Danny Boyle‘s ‘28 YEARS LATER’. (2025)

6 best song openings: •Baba O’Reilly - The Who •Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress) - The Hollies •Blue Monday - New Order •Seven Nation Army - White Stripes •Golden Brown - The Stranglers •When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin

Leaving Justin Jefferson wide open is generally not a good idea.

28 Years Later Trailer is awesome I'm even more in than I thought I was

Terrible opening day at the ‘I Am Legend’ theme park.

Ja'Marr Chase was handing out donuts to fans after the game 😂🔥

if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

Mina: "...Homer Simpsons has coached a pretty smart football game. S-M-R-T smart..."

I think the Cowboys should only be allowed to look at the Simpsons version of this game tape in film review

Pardon the shitpost.