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therealjneil.bsky.social
Security research. And dad jokes. In no particular order.
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I'm pretty sick of politics. And I avoid the discussion actively. But. It really bothers me that trump has insulted the Canadians. These are our brothers and sisters. Our sons were in the trenches together. They are our long time friends and allies. Come on man. Have you no sense of history?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I schedule my dentist appointments at a specific time of day. Tooth hurty.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If breaches happen once or twice a year, why are analysts dealing with 1000 alerts per day?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

A hot dog is in the same equivalence class as a taco. A pop tart is a calzone. Quesadillas are very close cousins of grilled cheese sandwiches. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I'm from New Mexico, and we make quesadillas. Then, in my 50s, I asked my wife to make me a grilled cheese. She said "do it yourself", as is her right. "I don't know how", I whined. She said "pretend it's a quesadilla, but use bread instead of tortillas". Mind blown

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

At the end of my life, I hope I will have achieved maximal humility in the face of the vast variety of life.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

...when your lady of 25 years tells you "you're a gem of a man"...

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

We've been building modular software for 40 years, so give us a break with your "agentic ai" you muppets

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

As a security data scientist having worked for and with SIEMS for many years, I can confidently say that no SIEM on the market today enables proper customer security data science. If we believe that AI/ML is the future for security, an alternative must be created to support these workloads.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Busted our asses delivering a POC to our design partner. Really nervous, we were testing several hypotheses for product development. We delivered it today, and the customer dug it! That was more fulfilling than my entire 3.5 years at an unnamed big tech company.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

My first post on this platform is to express gratitude. Gratitude for the people in my life. My family, my friends, and all the colleagues I've been fortunate enough to work with. Thank you fam

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments